Heels Funny Quotes
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Heels Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Congratulations Danny. You're now the legal equivalent of a male nurse.
— Brooke McKinley
I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
— Emily Procter
I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
Your aunt's a handsome woman, Fraser, but she could freeze the ballocks off the King o' Japan, and she wanted to.
— Diana Gabaldon
Isn't that her problem? That she lets his thoughts crowd in on hers - crowd out hers ...
— Ahdaf Soueif
A pragmatist is concerned with results, not reality.
— J. Robert Oppenheimer
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.
— Mary-Kate Olsen
To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!
— Homer
I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.
— Randall Cobb
Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Stay triumphant, keep on living. Stay on your toes, get off the ropes. Don't let 'em ever count you out.
— Mariah Carey
People have been so supportive of this career for so long, and they are still enjoying the music that I bring to them.
— Dionne Warwick
I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats.
— Rachel McAdams
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
— Dave Chappelle
Damn Straight-Cody Jackson
— Kerry Alan Denney
