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Congratulations Danny. You're now the legal equivalent of a male nurse. — Brooke McKinley

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants. — Emily Procter

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

Your aunt's a handsome woman, Fraser, but she could freeze the ballocks off the King o' Japan, and she wanted to. — Diana Gabaldon

Isn't that her problem? That she lets his thoughts crowd in on hers - crowd out hers ... — Ahdaf Soueif

A pragmatist is concerned with results, not reality. — J. Robert Oppenheimer

I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen

To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat! — Homer

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time. — Randall Cobb

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Stay triumphant, keep on living. Stay on your toes, get off the ropes. Don't let 'em ever count you out. — Mariah Carey

That destiny is not reserved for a few chosen ones. Each man has a destiny. Recognizing it and fulfilling it are the purpose of a man's life. — Robin Hobb

People have been so supportive of this career for so long, and they are still enjoying the music that I bring to them. — Dionne Warwick

Engaging with the audience lets them know I'm approachable. I don't like that whole, 'You can't talk to Sheila E thing' - I don't like that. — Sheila E.

I've always liked dressing up. And I love a high heel - the higher the better. I just feel funny in flats. — Rachel McAdams

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa. — Dave Chappelle

In war, the key to victory is the ability to surprise one's opponent. — Paulo Coelho

Damn Straight-Cody Jackson — Kerry Alan Denney

I've got ten pairs of trainers. That's one for every day of the week. — Samantha Fox