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Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. — Mark A. Cooper

Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack. — Sara Humphreys

Anti-social behaviour still blights lives, wrecks communities and provides a pathway to criminality. — Theresa May

An entomologist is not a bug. — Kenneth Rexroth

What do you do when you finally hear everything you've always thought said aloud? — Sarah Dessen

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

The hardest thing to do often comes with no earthly reward; but it supernaturally affects eternity, so it turns into huge deposit in heaven. — Alisa Hope Wagner

I think we had quite enough capitalism in the last eight years; I think we need some regulation now. — Howard Dean

I'm really a peaceful sort of coward. — L.A. Meyer

By nature all men are equal in liberty, but not in other endowments. — Thomas Aquinas

This is our lives. The way to give it dignity is to tell the truth. — Lee Grant

Regular, consisten celebration pulls us back to remembering God's goodness. — Afton Rorvik

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle

He has a saying: he'll only believe what can be written on a postcard. — John Le Carre