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It shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!> — Kevin Hearne

I Keep a Wholesome Table."
Manannan Mac Lir — Kevin Hearne

When he said to give him the sword, I don't think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne

Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it. — Kevin Hearne

He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone. — Kevin Hearne

Sexual repression is conduct unbecoming a Celt." I shrugged. "Better that than having to deal with guilt ferrets. — Kevin Hearne

Am I not a fearsome enemy?"
"You frighten me primally. — Kevin Hearne

Do you think I'm some sort of sex-starved loser?" "Well, you are American." "What!" Great festering tapir tits, that was a stupid thing to say. — Kevin Hearne

Its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. — Kevin Hearne

The Celtic ideal for clothing was that it had to be easy to move in if you needed to fight and easy to take off if you wanted a quickie. — Kevin Hearne

Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!"
Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile! — Kevin Hearne

Gibbering case of Oh, Shit! I believe that's a bona fide psychological term; if it isn't, it should be. — Kevin Hearne

Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation. — Kevin Hearne

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man.
I'm going to stick it to them. — Kevin Hearne

But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me. — Kevin Hearne

That was opportunity knocking. Rising — Kevin Hearne

a misbegotten cockwaffle. — Kevin Hearne

I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And then it went into hiding. Hunting tip number one:Stay Silent. — Kevin Hearne

What? Who? You can't throw around pronouns like that without their antecedents if you want people to follow you. — Kevin Hearne

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.
Atticus O'Sullivan — Kevin Hearne

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention. — Kevin Hearne

Never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit. Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. — Kevin Hearne

The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style. — Kevin Hearne

We should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowls. — Kevin Hearne

What I'd truly been avoiding was love, the strongest binding there is, and the pain that scrapes at your insides when the bond is forcefully broken. — Kevin Hearne

People still need to know that ye would fix everything if ye could. — Kevin Hearne

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy
Krueger.
Granuaile MacTiernan — Kevin Hearne

A man's supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before. — Kevin Hearne

You hear that? The nice blonde in her thirties is actually more than 140 years old. — Kevin Hearne

Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream. — Kevin Hearne

Silly cop, I don't need your help; I have a werewolf on retainer. — Kevin Hearne

Why are you taking your breasts away?"
-Dane "Cernunnos" Hearne — Katie MacAlister

Do Angels have assholes?
Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed — Kevin Hearne

You can't put your fist through a man's wood and expect him to forgive and forget. — Kevin Hearne

The sun cannot shine as bright without a proper darkness to counter it.
The world had gone a bit gray. — Kevin Hearne

Is better than running.> — Kevin Hearne

Revenge and rational thought never sleep together. — Kevin Hearne

Excellent plan. Atticus out. — Kevin Hearne

His eyes were glowing egg yolks, burning Scut Farkus eyes to make your kidneys cringe. — Kevin Hearne

Sure as a frog's ass is watertight. — Kevin Hearne

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor. — Kevin Hearne

What does one do when one needs to pray to the gods for patience but a god is causing the need for patience? — Kevin Hearne

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet! Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Yes. It's our duty to remember the dead. And our duty to let them go. — Kevin Hearne

I hurt in places I didn't know were places. — Kevin Hearne

You're going to need a dann big can of big spray! Or maybe a rocket-propelled grenade. I have one in the garage, you want it? — Kevin Hearne

Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling. — Kevin Hearne

Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones. — Kevin Hearne

What do pharmacists dream of? Caribbean vacations paid for by GlaxoSmithKline? Sample packs of Percocet? Her — Kevin Hearne

We should make a pit trap with spikes in the bottom. You make the pit and I'll make the spikes. — Kevin Hearne

So in a sense it's we with faith who create gods, not the gods who create us. And, if that's the case, then it's we who created the universe. — Kevin Hearne

This is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now. Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Dude. If that was a Shakespearean quote duel, he just kicked your ass. — Kevin Hearne

Like the honey badger, the werewolf takes what it wants. — Kevin Hearne

I knew it would annoy her. She'd deliberately tried to provoke me, and one cannot sass me with impunity. — Kevin Hearne

I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'. — Kevin Hearne

I am light and free and my path ahead is smooth and wide through a land of burgeoning promise. — Kevin Hearne

Hakko Drazlip and the Tootle Froots. — Kevin Hearne

What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky. — Kevin Hearne

so I drop the rock and cross my arms in front of me, suddenly self-conscious in the presence of two goddesses who look like comic book heroines. — Kevin Hearne

Atticus, ixnay issingpay off the oppercay. — Kevin Hearne

Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping" ~ Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Grody is in the eye of the beholder. — Kevin Hearne

Come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire. Oberon — Kevin Hearne

If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands. — Kevin Hearne

There's anything I learned from studying philosophy, it's that everything turns to shit - but — Kevin Hearne

it already sounds like they are giving me the equivalent of a Multipass. — Kevin Hearne

Frank Herbert said that Fear is the mind-killer. He was a wise man. — Kevin Hearne

Cry hamhock and let slip the hogs of war!
- Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Three gods, two Druids, and a selkie walk into a bar ... — Kevin Hearne

Bullshit, as you Americans say.
He's Irish.
The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne

Jesus ... It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name. — Kevin Hearne

Gaia has left us wonder wherever we go, if we only open our eyes to it." ~ Atticus — Kevin Hearne

Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. — Kevin Hearne

You killed my father," he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. "Prepare to die!" "Inigo Montoya? Is that you? — Kevin Hearne

You should learn Polish and read Szymborska! — Kevin Hearne

With dogs you just go up and smell their asses and you know where you stand. It's so much easier. Why can't humans do that? — Kevin Hearne

Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. — Kevin Hearne

Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body. — Kevin Hearne

Huh ... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED — Kevin Hearne

I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit. — Kevin Hearne

Horns honked in our wake, and people stomped on their brakes at the sight of a black Mustang being pursued by an airborne chariot. — Kevin Hearne

Behind me, I heard my apprentice growl, All your base are belong to us, Niko. — Kevin Hearne

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion. — Kevin Hearne

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. — Kevin Hearne

Better to ask forgiveness than permission and to answer their shenanigans with even better shenanigans. — Kevin Hearne

Cunning is better than running. — Kevin Hearne

Missing people in our lives are like wounds we reopen with thoughts. — Kevin Hearne

I am the bringer of beef and the singer of sweet suppertime! Mine is the chicken and the gravy forever, nom nom! — Kevin Hearne

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire? — Kevin Hearne

I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised. — Kevin Hearne

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise. — Kevin Hearne

In Battle, as in charity, it is better to give than to receive. — Kevin Hearne

But sometimes we do things that make no sense except in some arcane calculus hidden in our emotions. — Kevin Hearne

Wow you need to get some sun."
"Shut up. I'm Irish. — Kevin Hearne

Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain. Atticus — Kevin Hearne

For now, bread and mead call us, appetites whetted, to witness what I have been nursing, encased in iron, licked by flame, and tended with relish. — Kevin Hearne

It's only a slight modification of causality. — Kevin Hearne

If Jeff wished to pursue the matter he'd have to leave his beer, and I felt intuitively that he would never do that. — Kevin Hearne