
Whenever there is a catastrophe, some religious people inevitably ask, 'Why didn't God do something? Where was God when all those people died?' —
Tony Campolo

If God had intended breasts to be seen, he wouldn't have invented large woolen pullovers. —
Tracey Ullman

The craving for power is in itself a sign of inferior abilities and unfitness for responsibility. —
Isabel Paterson

God intends no man to live in this world without working, but it seems to me no less evident that He intends every man to be happy in his work. —
John Ruskin

Along with a sense of humor, my songs have to be sincere, and they have to be sung from a position of inner conviction. —
Arlo Guthrie

He's dozed off again, but I kiss him awake, which seems to startle him. Then he smiles as if he'd be happy to lie there gazing at me forever. —
Suzanne Collins

I think most of the things I published have been published out of desperation, not because they were perfected. —
M.H. Abrams

I like Nasser. He's creepy, but he seems sensible. For a vampire. —
Carrie Vaughn