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He Can Cook Quotes By Joan Rivers: Why should I cook for my husband? So

Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake? — Joan Rivers

He Can Cook Quotes By Jill Shalvis: He can cook and give good massages. What

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband? — Jill Shalvis

He Can Cook Quotes By C.B. Cook: I frown. "Can you please explain this?"He flashes

I frown. "Can you please explain this?"

He flashes us a grin. "That would ruin the suspense."

He disappears. — C.B. Cook

He Can Cook Quotes By Alan Partridge: He is also a keen cook, gardener and

He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign. — Alan Partridge

He Can Cook Quotes By Steven Moffat: When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey,

When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark. — Steven Moffat

He Can Cook Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: Heifer.""Rich man's whore!""At least mine can cook the

Heifer."
"Rich man's whore!"
"At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too."
"Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean! — Shelly Laurenston