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Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?
— Julie Kagawa
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
— Virginia Macgregor
She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?""Getting naked."
"I like that. — Laurann Dohner
As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice.
— Markus Zusak
So what do you think the physical effect was?"Roman Laughed. "Buddy," he said, "she was tripping. — Jodi Picoult
I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.
— Julie Anne Peters
Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star.
— Kami Garcia
You look angry," he said."You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy
Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn't even trying.
— Jen Turano
He was funny and charming, but also kind. It seemed the older she got, the more she appreciated kindness in people.
— Susan Mallery
She wondered what he looked like with his hat off and wondered again if he knew he was funny.
— Elmore Leonard
He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?''No,' she said, 'it's ... ' She couldn't think of anything funny to say. 'Yeah, it's for you. — Rainbow Rowell
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
— Chic Murray
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
What shall we do now?" he asked."Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
— Rodney Dangerfield
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
— Jamie Farrell
She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe
Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.
— Kresley Cole
