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People generally have sex fairly young, and probably younger than they should be having it. — Steve Carell

What is our freedom fight about? Is it about the liberation of children or just having sex with them? — Kate Millett

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one "date" ... — Rowena Cherry

Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it. — W.C. Fields

Teenagers used to go to the movies to see adults having sex. Today adults go to the movies to see teenagers having sex. — Roger Ebert

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. — Gail Parent

We abstained from having sex until we got married. — Ali Landry

How is having a super orgasm going to increase the knowledge of Jesus Christ? — Mary D. Brooks

You can stay here with me. My parents wouldn't care. We can pretend we're sixteen and having quiet, dirt sex so no one hears us. — J. Lynn

Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love. — Gilbert Arenas

You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the rooster? — William Carlos Williams

I'd hate to be a sex symbol. Because you're always having to live up to an image. I haven't got time to sit around doing my nails. — Julia Sawalha

She moaned. "We can't just keep having sex." "Why not? We've got months of frustration built up. — Nalini Singh

I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm. — Sarah Kane

Religion does not stop adolescents from having sex; it only makes them feel bad about about the sex they do have. — Darrel Ray

Strange to hear atheists say 'god' when having great sex. — Toba Beta

There is nothing great about having sex or 'not having' sex. — Daya Kudari

Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like? — Ansel Elgort

Do you think," she said, "instead of having sex, we could make love?"
"I'd love that," Ken whispered. — Suzanne Brockmann

I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It's healthier. — Rachel Caine

Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex. — Rachel DeWoskin

She was like having our own nanny, the Sex Nanny Sent By Satan. — Mark Peter Hughes

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? — Bob Saget

Men had it so simple. When it wasn't about Sticking It In, it was about Having The Gun, a variation that allowed them to Stick It In from a distance. — Thomas Pynchon

I couldn't even talk to my best friend about the guy I was having sex with. Because, silly me, I'd gone and made them the same person. — Cindi Madsen

I'm sharing a loft with a dragon who snores like two chainsaws having angry sex. — Vaughn R. Demont

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I've been watching cable television and eating jello. — Stephen Chbosky

Good sex isn't just fun, it keeps us sane and happy. Having sex with someone makes us feel wanted, alive and potent — Alain De Botton

She couldn't imagine ever having sex with Kevin again. The very idea repulsed her. — Lucinda Rosenfeld

A home run is when you've stopped having sex altogether and start a book club.) — Kristin Newman

Nothing is either all masculine or all feminine except having sex. — Marlo Thomas

Pregnancy stops you from having sex?" he asked wide-eyed before looking to Keela and saying, "We're adopting."
We all laughed. — L.A. Casey

You poor dear! Imagine having to wear Mark's trousers! He's a lovely lad, but I wouldn't wish that fate on anyone. God only knows who's been in them! — Jessica Cale

I thought it would be weird having sex with short hair but then I kind of got into the mode. — Pamela Anderson

The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs. — Philip Elmer-DeWitt

We sat there in silence for a few minutes before he asked, "Is having sex with a werewolf considered bestiality?" -Carter — Joann I. Martin Sowles

Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another's sex life. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He's probably into crazy shit like having sex with the lights on. — Jana Aston

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place — Billy Crystal

I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it. — Jesse Petersen

Having a relationship and not even a sexual one is so straight, it's practically perverted. — Sarra Manning

If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married. — Greg Fitzsimmons

If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I'd think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me. — Jarod Kintz

What happens between people is so misunderstood even between the people who are having the sex. — Justin Vernon

People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex. — Mason Cooley

Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of here. — James Van Der Beek

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. — Owen Wilson

I love having sex with you," she says. "If you're a vegetable when this is done, can I still have sex with you? — Gabrielle Zevin

When you're having sex again, it makes you wonder why you weren't before. What could possibly have been bad enough to make you stop doing THAT? — Matthew Norman

I came to the conclusion that the cure for a lot of my moodiness was having more frequent sex with my wife. — Mark Driscoll

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley

Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex. — Barbara Walters

You can't have a women's body without having her heart, mind and soul if only momentarily. — Pushpa Rana

Celibacy is not just a matter of not having sex. It is a way of admiring a person for their humanity, maybe even for their beauty. — Timothy Radcliffe

Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex. — Norm MacDonald

What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom! — John Irving

A lot of kids are shocked at the idea of people over thirty having sex. (Max) — Josh Lanyon

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve. — Julia Roberts

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about. — Garrison Keillor

This wasn't about sex. This visit was about the two of them. About being together. Finally, Caroline was having a romance. — Jeannie Moon

Mum is sexing David.'
It isn't sexing, it is having sex with. — Jonathan Self

First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we're not having sex. — S. Walden

Living in the Islamic Republic is like having sex with someone you loathe. — Azar Nafisi

Having a man this good looking begging me for sex was the best therapy I could ask for. — Lucy Robinson

I think it's sort of disrespectful to the partner you're having sex with to talk about it. — Gretchen Mol

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People don't want to see me having sex ... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger. — Julia Roberts

I used to think skiing is more thrilling than sex. Now I know it is equally thrilling and I never injured my knee by having sex. — Lucie Novak

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day. — Linda Sunshine

We are having hot lesbian sex ... and by sex we mean tea but it's still hot. — Ananymous

Tyler said she was good, but she was having sex with him, so his vote didn't count — Jaci Burton

I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex. — Terry Crews

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people. — Helen Gurley Brown

There's no real difference between having sex and dancing. — Samantha Towle

There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room. — Thomm Quackenbush

After you've been to fight club, watching football on television is watching pornography when you could be having great sex. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Killing became the same thing as having sex. — Henry Lee Lucas

So now it turns out that Thomas Jefferson was having sex with Sally Hemings while serving in the 101st Airborne during the Vietnam War. — Ann Coulter

To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex. — Lily Tomlin

In fact, it has been said that when you have sex with someone, you are actually having sex with everyone who ever slept with that individual. — James C. Dobson

Not having sex: it was one of the best things about being an adult. — Hanya Yanagihara

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex — Jane Wagner

Under no circumstances do I ever want to see any part of me having sex! I wouldn't want to see video tape, pictures, in the mirror, nothing. — Moby

So, if there are any couples here this evening having a secret extramarital affair, I encourage you to breed. — Alison Larkin

I was having sex most the night. — Tijan

I prefer having sex with myself rather than with someone who wants something instead. — M.F. Moonzajer

There are a lot of things in life other than having sex, but none of them worth wasting a minute. — M.F. Moonzajer

You can kill but don't cuss. Break any rule necessary to save the world but don't watch porn or even think about having sex. — Karen Marie Moning

Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us. — Dave Attell

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match. — Steven Wright

You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? — Warren Ellis

THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not. — Caitlin Moran

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop. — Jacob M. Appel

The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking? — Angelina Jolie

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" — Jimmy Carr

I have no idea. He just keeps popping up, so I keep having sex with him — Jaci Burton

AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. — Susan Sontag