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The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby. — Caitlin Moran

Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps. — Ellen Pompeo

I do not believe having a baby is punishment. — Allen West

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. — Jean Kerr

After having a baby, there will inevitably be something on your body - a mark, a scar or some loose skin - that wasn't there before. — Constance Marie

Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly. — Emily Procter

Having a purebred human baby is like having a purebred dog; it's nothing but vanity, human vanity. — Ingrid Newkirk

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment. — Chelsea Handler

I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them. — Spalding Gray

If the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having. — Marie Stopes

Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. — Matthew Broderick

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. — Phyllis Diller

Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is. — Lisa See

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. — Paul Reiser

So many Hollywood actresses become successful and then just keep on going - they miss out on having a partner and a baby and end up lonely. — Jaime Pressly

When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage. — Adam Davidson

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit. — Elizabeth Gilbert

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. — Natasha Leggero

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. — Tina Brown

I'm loving the idea of having a baby — Sabrina

I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that. — Adrienne Bailon

Having a baby can be a scream. — Joan Rivers

Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby. — John Le Carre

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever! — Kourtney Kardashian

Having the baby changed my life a lot. I don't want to go on the road. — Cass Elliot

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch. — Dave Barry

The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. — Norman Mailer

Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! — Halle Berry

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young. — John Brown

The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely know. — Usher

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it. — Doug Stanhope

I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby. — Susie Bright

Giving a party is like having a baby: its conception is more fun than its completion; and once you have begun it, it is almost impossible to stop. — Jan Struther

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. — Lucy Ellmann

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. — Jane Kaczmarek

Writing can give you what having a baby can give you: it can get you to start paying attention, can help you to soften, can wake you up. — Anne Lamott

Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. — Joan Lowery Nixon

I could still remember how having a two day old baby makes you feel faintly sorry for everyone else, stuck in their wan unmiraculous lives. — Marni Jackson

If you don't have an idea, you can defer to someone else. It's like having a baby with someone - it's not a clone of you, but it's partly you. — D.A. Wallach

Do you think just having a baby automatically makes you love it?'
'I'm not sure ... you might have to learn to love it, like any other person. — Judy Blume

Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You'd have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain. — Salman Rushdie

Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse. — Kate Winslet

I am a mother and I know the feeling of having a baby come out of my gut. — Eartha Kitt

You are having a baby,' he said.

'I certainly hope it turns out to be a baby,' I agreed. — Zen Cho

My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. — Enrique Iglesias

Having a baby is a disaster for your career. I don't think there's any sympathy. — Mariella Frostrup

Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat. — Jerry Kramer

Having a baby is different from all the ordinary ways of being hurt. it's worth it all. Other pain isn't worth anything, but that is. — Ruth Park

Cinema without risk is like having no sex and expecting to have a baby. — Francis Ford Coppola

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. — Shahrukh Khan

Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver. — Collett E. Woolman

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. — Nuno Bettencourt

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. — Brian Posehn

The truth is," I say, "he's having my baby. It's a medical miracle. Someone call the newspapers. — Laura Ruby

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career. — Busy Philipps

I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby. — Connie Chung

Having a baby is definitely a labor of love. — Joan Rivers

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. — Jim Gaffigan

I work my butt off to stay in shape, especially after having had a baby. — Poppy Montgomery

My career has always been one of the most important things, but after having a baby you find that it drops down on the totem pole. — Marion Jones

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. — Anne Lamott

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. — Jean Kerr

To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby ... It was just another world. — Giuliana Rancic

The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way. — Bethenny Frankel

Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it's horrific. He was part of a twin, and I lost his sister. — Sherri Shepherd

...For having a baby's sweet face so close to your own, for so long a time as it takes to nurse 'em, is a great tonic for a sad soul. — Erica Eisdorfer

Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it. — Erma Bombeck

Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse ... I've seen ultrasounds ... you know that those babies are real. — Naomi Judd

My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital. — Chris Bohjalian

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. — Taylor Hanson

Women always ask me how to get back in shape after having a baby. I always say, 'Know when's the right time for your workout and commit to doing it.' — Kourtney Kardashian

Having babies is a blessing, not a duty, — Betty Ford

Certainly I see no reason why society should prevent grieving parents from having a baby cloned from the cells of a dead child if they wish. — Gregory Benford

What has having a baby got to do with getting a job at an art gallery? You're always thinking in terms of either/or. The thing is wholeness. — Margaret Atwood

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. — Paul Mooney

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life. — Bethenny Frankel