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Money, iit turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of otherthings if you did. — James Baldwin

I mean, I think people have this mentality that sex is only real if it involves a penis. — Becky Albertalli

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. — Jimmy Carr

After the period of sex-attraction has passed, women have no power in America. -Elizabeth Bisland — Matthew Goodman

No more sex.
I blink several times at Anna as we stand outside the car the next morning. Have we been married long enough for her to say that? — Wendy Higgins

I would rather have a cup of tea than sex. — Boy George

If being a sex symbol means you have lots of sex, then I am glad to be a sex symbol. But in real life I'm not. That doesn't happen. — Diego Luna

I would rather take the role and work and make my own money and self respect than to have sex with someone who has a lot of money. — Kristy Swanson

Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant would. — Abigail Barnette

Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex. — Michael Kimmel

He would have sex the way other men made war. — Ilona Andrews

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass. — Adrien Broner

It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex. — Morgan Matson

My child, if you want to have a beautiful and happy life ... 2 things you need ... learn the art of love and practice it with your beloved one. — Carlos Barrios

The point of sex is...
Sex doesn't have a point. — Michael Cunningham

I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men. — Matt LeBlanc

Did you ask to have sex with all those men? "Did you ask to be sold as a sex slave? — Gladys Lawson

I have never liked bargains when it came to sex. — Hedy Lamarr

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog. — Julie Burchill

Good sex and good humour have one important thing in common: good timing — Alan Daniels

People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl. — Zac Hanson

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor. — Kate Beckinsale

Sex is just sex. Sometimes it's really good, true, but it's nothing in da grand scheme a' things. We may have fucked, but we never made love. — Tonia Brown

People of all sexes have the right to explore femininity, masculinity-and the infinite variations between-without criticism or ridicule. — Leslie Feinberg

I don't have an inability to say no to guys. I have an inability to grasp the moral ramifications of premarital sex. — Colleen Hoover

If it was possible for two people to make sparks, simply by connecting at their lips, I would think we would have been a firework display in the dark. — Kristen Hope Mazzola

It doesn't matter what color, sex, religion, age, sexual orientation, etc., everyone should have the same freedoms and liberties. — Lance Bass

What chance does logic have against a glass of wine and a kiss? — Marty Rubin

I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them.I think you should just wait for the person you'rein love with. — Justin Bieber

She laughed. 'That's what I love about you good-lookin' blokes. What, me? Have sex? — Jess Walter

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that. — Kellan Lutz

If men had to have babies there wouldn't be any sex life left. — Thorne Smith

Ryan said, What the hell? Does everything want to have sex with you? — T.J. Klune

Some people have a desire to be with the same sex. But that's them. — Stevie Wonder

If you believe in your own sex, and won't have it done dirt to: they'll down you. It's the one insane taboo left: sex as a naturaland vital thing. — D.H. Lawrence

When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that if i have sex before i was married, my ... junk would turn black and fall off. — Cynthia Hand

There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex, you have bad religion too. — Karen Armstrong

You don't have to be just the sex kitten. You can be a sexy, feminine woman, but also have a strong voice and be a warrior, at the same time. — Katheryn Winnick

If you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you're probably not going to copulate with a stranger. — Shayla Black

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye! — Carol Leifer

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex. — Bill Maher

I can build a hyperphase jump gate, I'm sure I could have figured sex out. Insert Tab M into Slot F. Repeat until done. — Wen Spencer

To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex. — Lily Tomlin

Who better than a bunch of celibate male octogenarians to tell the world how to have sex? - Robert Langdon — Dan Brown

Your son is no gentleman. He refused to have sex with me." Suzy — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

The inscrutable laws of sex have so arranged that even a timid woman is not afraid of a fierce and haughty man. — Bram Stoker

What she might have told him was that taxidermy, like sex, is a very personal subject; the manner in which we impose it on others should be discreet. — John Irving

A Woman is naturally more helpless than the other Sex; and a Man of Honour and Sense should have this in his View in all Manner of Commerce with her. — Richard Steele

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. — Groucho Marx

Oh good, apparently when you have sex with Brooklyn Heart, you leave with a fruit basket. What a lovely experience. — R.S. Grey

You forgot to cross off anal sex."
"I tried it once. Didn't like it. If you're better at it, I'll have another crack." I paused. "No pun intended. — C.D. Reiss

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

What an imagination. Like I'd go to Oval just to have sex. — Stephen Henning

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank. — Rodney Dangerfield

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? — Hector Himeros

Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards. — Perry Brass

He wasn't ashamed to let everyone know he didn't fuck around on Lena, that he was waiting until she was ready to have sex with her. — Jenika Snow

You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house. — Keryl Raist

Marketing is like sex - if you have to pay for it, you're doing something wrong — John Edson

And in the mean time my songs will travel,
And the devirginated young ladies will enjoy them
when they have got over the strangeness — Ezra Pound

Who needs men when they can have chocolate?
Who needs sex when they can have chocolate, come to that — Trisha Ashley

If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you. — Wil Anderson

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic. — Charles Barkley

I am always hungry and wanting to have sex. This is a fact. — Eileen Myles

Filled with great advice, practical support, and steamy, imaginative suggestions for how to have an exciting, challenging, satisfying sex life. — Karen X. Tulchinsky

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck. — Drew Carey

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions. — Larry David

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished. — Jay Leno

If it doesn't have sex scenes in it, I won't do it. — Dakota Johnson

The romantic reunion and thank-you-for-saving-my-life sex would have to wait until later. — Jennifer Estep

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. — Steve Martin

I think we're in a time when everyone's afraid to have sex. But I was raised being beautiful and healthy. — Alyssa Milano

I have become a conscientious objector in the war between the sexes. — Edna Buchanan

I have always been very fond of you." He'd always wanted to have sex with me. "Plus, I want to fuck you. — Charlaine Harris

Well, Mr Ward. Given how much sex we have, I'd say you're the majority shareholder of power in this relationship. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

I have an idea that the phrase "the weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm. - OGDEN NASH — Daniel G. Amen

Money is like sex,' I said. 'It seems much more important when you don't have any ... '
'You talk like a writer,' said Francois. — Charles Bukowski

Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. — Cher

I dream about people who don't need to have sex to know they love each other. — Carol Rifka Brunt

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

Shower sex isn't the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I'm a team-fucking-player. — J. Sterling

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator. — Elayne Boosler

I'm going to have sex when it feels right but at the moment ? I just don't feel ready, Justin is very understanding. — Britney Spears

Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call. — Carolyn Brown

Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first"
"Yes"
"Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kids and adults have sex for many, many reasons ... Put out a question box. — Sue Johanson

See, I agree with what Cassidy says - once you have sex you'll always be sewn together with an astral thread. — Tim Tharp

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other ... — Jimmy Carr

If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I'd think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me. — Jarod Kintz

Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus — Kanye West

He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him. — Henry Fielding

If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person. — Margaret Cho

I love having sex with you," she says. "If you're a vegetable when this is done, can I still have sex with you? — Gabrielle Zevin

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me. — Eminem

Before he could say anything, "I told him; I have had my share of boys".He drew me closer and said "let me your man then". — Pushpa Rana

I could have gone for gambling or sex addiction, ... But I went for obesity because of the tremendous impact it has. — Nora Volkow

Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex. — Siobhan Fahey

You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church? — Liliana Hart

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant. — Sandra Bernhard

Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography. — Fran Lebowitz