Harland Quotes: top 39 famous quotes about Harland

Harland Quotes & Sayings

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For me, poetry is an impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind. — Maxwell Bodenheim

The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher. — Alton Brown

I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride. — Harland Williams

Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater. — Harland Williams

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life. — Harland Williams

God inhabits the praises of His people. And when the King is present, all things are possible. So — Mike Harland

Do you know that the ready concession of minor points is a part of the grace of life? — Henry Harland

The trouble with worrying so much about your security in the future is that you feel so insecure in the present. — Harland Miller

I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it. — Harland Williams

I could never be afraid of you. — Tammara Webber

Leadership is about empathy. — Oprah Winfrey

The seasons bring to life the living lyre — Timothy Salter

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you? — Harland Williams

I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point. — Harland Williams

What's best about those seaside towns is that they are like time warps, and that's why people go there. — Harland Miller

I've got tooth marks on my heart. — Mike Melville

People don't like politicians. — Jesse Ventura

I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them. — Harland Williams

The floor was slick with blood, so much blood that he felt his feet sliding on it, the grease of human remains. — Justin Cronin

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. — Dane Cook

Sometimes, I feel promoting a film is a more difficult task than acting! — Emraan Hashmi

Eve got her first real clue why so many women carried handbags the size of water buffalos when Mira pulled a first aid kit out of hers. I'm — J.D. Robb

That a lie which is all a lie may be met and fought with outright, But a lie which is part a truth is a harder matter to fight. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

I think much sociopolitical art delivers truisms that are quite flat. — Harland Miller

Harland could see the dark yawn of eternity in the muzzle of Lancaster's .45. — H.A. DeRosso

The key principle I have always try to live by is peace. So If it doesn't bring you joy & happiness...it will never bring you peace. Just walk away! — Timothy Pina

I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision. — Harland Williams

I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me. — Harland Williams

I think we're at a time where people just want to join together and cause change. People don't want to live like this any more. — Charlize Theron

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying. — Harland Williams

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes. — Harland Williams

I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule. — Harland Williams

It is in pardoning that we are pardoned. — Francis Of Assisi

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. — Harland Williams

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City. — Harland Williams

My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly. — Harland Williams

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. — Harland Williams

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. — Harland Williams

He was a bridger. He created you to touch other cultures. He wanted you to reach as far as you could. — Greg Egan