Happiness Funny Quotes
Collection of top 34 famous quotes about Happiness Funny
Happiness Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Happiness Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
— Johnny Carson
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
— Hobart Brown
With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things.
— His Holiness Divas
Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy.
— J.D. Salinger
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
— Oscar Wilde
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
— Adam Ferrara
Play and be happy.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
— Robert Breault
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.
— Criss Jami
Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door.
— Charlton Ogburn
He who laughs ... lasts.
— Erma Bombeck
It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it.
— Haim Shapira
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.
— Charles M. Schulz
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.
— Shannon L. Alder
Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
