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I haven't really tried to write a movie. It's tough to get into that mode. — Hannibal Buress

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. — Hannibal Buress

I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Night Lights' going on my computer. — Hannibal Buress

Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do. — Hannibal Buress

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half. — Hannibal Buress

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. — Hannibal Buress

When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works. — Hannibal Buress

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day. — Hannibal Buress

I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively. — Hannibal Buress

With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories. — Hannibal Buress

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress

I play myself on everything I do. — Hannibal Buress

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. — Hannibal Buress

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress

I really like Halal food. — Hannibal Buress

I like that Barack got that job. — Hannibal Buress

In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal. — Hannibal Buress

My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him. — Hannibal Buress

If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet, make videos, create content. — Hannibal Buress

Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment ... Thank me. — Hannibal Buress

There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.' — Hannibal Buress

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles. — Hannibal Buress

When I'm doing shows I don't need much from a city. All I'm looking for is a good meal and a decent spot to have a couple drinks. — Hannibal Buress

I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words. — Hannibal Buress

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. — Hannibal Buress

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. — Hannibal Buress

I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be on the road and drive and listen to my music. — Hannibal Buress

I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress

I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon. — Hannibal Buress

Comedy is basically self-deprecation. — Hannibal Buress

I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.' — Hannibal Buress