Hamburger Quotes
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Hamburger Quotes & Sayings
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[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.
— Paul Newman
If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.
— Robert Hamburger
Writing is not a McDonald's Hamburger..
— Natalie Goldberg
Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.
— Calvin Trillin
We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle.
— John Sandford
I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.
— River Phoenix
I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.
— Joseph Lowery
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature.
— Danny Meyer
Our real teacher has been and still is the embryo, who is, incidentally, the only teacher who is always right.
— Viktor Hamburger
If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?
— Jonathan Goldstein
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
— Clive James
As he found beauty in the hamburger, he thought hot dogs unattractive - both aesthetically and commercially.
— David Halberstam
I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
— Jerry Seinfeld
Eleven minutes. That was how long the entire homicidal portrait lasted: one boy's life destroyed in less time than it took to cook a hamburger.
— Maggie Stiefvater
'If I have to choose between love and nice hamburger, I allways go for hamburger. Shit happens faster in that case.
— Amer Jaganjac
As your attorney I advise you to get the chiliburger. It's a hamburger with chili on it.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.
— Russell Brand
Jude had witnessed all of this with the dejected respect one had for people with destructive talents, like winning hamburger-eating contests.
— Eleanor Henderson
I was no longer in the mood for hamburger phones and a whacked out girl named Juno.
— Alexandria Rhodes
Mom and Dad chatting around mouthfuls of steak while Junior used the scraps of his hamburger to buttress the walls of Fort French Fry.
— Marcus Sakey
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
— Peter York
They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
— David Letterman
If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?
— Oscar De La Renta
A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.
— Jerry Stahl
I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.
— George Foreman
I put the hamburger on the assembly line.
— Ray Kroc
The menu selections for my brother and me expanded somewhat, to include steak-frites and steak hache (hamburger).
— Anthony Bourdain
Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels
— Thom Yorke
What had been left of the eighty-nine people aboard hadn't looked much different from a Hamburger Helper casserole.
— Stephen King
In tantra, samsara is viewed as the same thing as nirvana. Eating a hamburger is meditation.
— Frederick Lenz
Part of me wants to turn him into hamburger and part of me doesn't want to beat up somebody who's taped to a tree.
— Audrey Niffenegger
What?" I ask."I'm developing a theory."
"And it is?"
She picks up her hamburger, grins, and says, "That you have a death wish. — Veronica Roth
The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.
— Bud Collins
If you do not like Real Estate, all you have to do is make hamburgers, build a business around that hamburger, and franchise it.
— Robert Kiyosaki
What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?
— Martin Luther King Jr.
Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.
— John Harvey Kellogg
Honestly - who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they're trying to buy your soul?
— Amy Lane
If I eat another hamburger, I'll start to moo. - Rachel
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady?
— Augusten Burroughs
Most of us can cook a better hamburger than McDonald's, but few of us can build a better business system than McDonald's.
— Robert T. Kiyosaki
I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all.
— Sterling Hayden
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me.
— Jimmy Breslin
What difference can a bunch of photographers make?" Rosier sneered. "Most of them look as though they're a hamburger away from a heart attack.
— Kirsten Miller
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
— Bill Engvall
If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
— Lewis Grizzard
What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?
— Martin Luther King Jr.
I may be an idiot," he said gravely, "but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown.
— Anthony Marra
A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes.
— Tom Robbins
One hamburger stand on the entire beach. It felt un-American.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
I believe I should be able to treat my hamburger like food, not like infectious fucking medical waste.
— Anthony Bourdain
No poem ever bought a hamburger, or not too many.
— Thomas Lux
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial.
— Luke Benward
Mr. Bennet stood, dropping his napkin on the table. As interesting as I find this conversation, an urgent matter has come up. I need a hamburger.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
— Matthew McConaughey
Sacred Cows make the BEST Hamburger
— Abbie Hoffman