Hairless Quotes

I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body. — Paul Provenza

People are obsessed with actresses being hairless, fatless Barbie dolls. — Gaby Hoffmann

Yes, Data is hairless but I am not. And we are both anatomically correct. — Brent Spiner

Fain would I kiss my Julia's dainty leg, Which is as white and hairless as an egg. — Robert Herrick

I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue. — Nicole Archer

I'm gonna make you hairless where God didn't intend. — Ashlan Thomas

For a bunch of hairless apes, we've actually managed to invent some pretty incredible things. — Ernest Cline

Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance — Munia Khan

Her hands twisted restlessly together like a pair of pink and hairless animals at play. — Stephen King

If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl — Haresh Daswani

When your novel first peeks its head into the world, it will look pretty much like every newborn: blotchy, hairless, and utterly confused. — Chris Baty

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. — Bob Hoskins

They feed you, like, eight times a day, which is why cruise people always look like hairless water buffalo wearing sneakers. — Dave Barry

What up, peeps?"
I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?"
"Word. — Jaye Wells

I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms ... my entire body is hairless. — Kim Kardashian

Joseph stood, his gaze traveling over Connor's clean-shaven face and hairless chest, his lips curving in a grin. What's this? The Cub is not so furry. — Pamela Clare