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If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson

I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut. — David James Elliott

You oughta see Kathy's brother. Now there's a hood. He's so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barber for an oil change, not a haircut. — S.E. Hinton

Aw honey. Today's as important as forever." Grandpa Joe in "Shave and a Haircut" Flash Warden and Other Stories — Eileen Granfors

I think Princess Diana probably had the most famous haircut, or Farrah Fawcett or Jennifer Aniston. — Dorothy Hamill

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop? — Henny Youngman

When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. — Sammy Davis Jr.

Dance music is so interchangeable. There's not a lot of face to it. It's a bunch of Dutch DJs with the same haircut. — Diplo

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena. — Dwayne Johnson

Be individual, break free from the flock to avoid the predictable midsummer haircut. — Fennel Hudson

Eople (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. — Garrison Keillor

We have to get you a haircut sometime today. You're starting to look like a sulky rock star."
"Well, I am a rock star," he said, deadpan — Thea Harrison

Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut. — M.F. Moonzajer

If anyone wants to know the weirdest thing, it's getting your hair cut and seeing it on the news. Terrorists probably knew about my haircut. — Jennifer Lawrence

I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again. — Evan Dando

We still want what we want. We want a haircut. — Don DeLillo

Pageboy haircut, and I hadn't even bothered to, like, brush it. Furthermore, — John Green

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be. — Rod Stewart

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. — Sam Ewing

as I travel the city / hating poetry & my haircut & all the things I do not / want to do — Rachel Zucker

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy

She stole a glance at Kevin Kimberly...No other man of her acquaintance ever boasted so smooth a shave or as shapely a haircut. — Nancy Paschal

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. — Wes Smith

That was the hottest haircut ever. — Samantha Chase

Dorothy Hamill was my big idol as a kid. She'd won the Olympics in 1976. She was America's sweetheart with her personality, her talent, her haircut. — Kristi Yamaguchi

The worse the haircut, the better the man. — John Green

Nal had begun to sense that his life had jumped the rails - and then right at his nadir, he'd agreed to an "avant" haircut performed by Cousin Steve. — Karen Russell

An afro is a poor man's haircut. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month. — Henry Rollins

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. — Samuel Hoffenstein

He's a haircut and a forehand. — Ivan Lendl

she looked about as hard to get as a haircut and at about the same price. — Kyril Bonfiglioli

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do. — David Cook

I've etched out who I am through myriad haircut attempts, outfit attempts, beauty attempts, diet attempts. It's been an evolution. — Jamie Lee Curtis

French women know one can go far with a great haircut, a bottle of champagne, and a divine perfume. — Mireille Guiliano

I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference. — Lena Dunham

In a way the philosopher and the barber are of the same guild; the barber cuts hair and the philosopher splits hairs. — Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Above his olive-skinned neck a Low Dark Fade they call it at the barber's school where I go for a $4.99 haircut and an experience. — Joseph McElroy

our mission does not consist in our appearance, a beautiful haircut or in showing off our body, decorations and clothes — Sunday Adelaja

I knock cheerfully on the super's door - shave-and-a-haircut, two-bits! — Kristan Higgins

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

what would you call this haircut?"
arthur. — George Harrison

Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic! — Rachel Stevens

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P.G. Wodehouse

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett

When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid — Mark Feehily

The voice was cool, drawling, and insolent, but the eyes were something else. She looked about as hard to get as a haircut. — Raymond Chandler

Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance! — Davy Jones

I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut ... $1 for each side. — Raven

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. — Lemony Snicket

He was trapped in a haircut he no longer believed in.

- King James Version — Billy Bragg

At least we got to see the worst haircut since 1984 try to steal the spotlight from lovely Taylor Swift. — Nathan Followill

You're only as good as your last haircut. — Fran Lebowitz

While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut. — David Letterman

I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky. — Chandler Riggs

A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make. — Paul Washer

Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that? — Win Butler

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. — Coco Chanel

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. — Jamie Lee Curtis

My hair was too big. And my head is big, and my hair is big, so my helmet gets too small. So I have to make a haircut. — Alexander Ovechkin

Slaves of Plastic! Leather-shoe chino-pants prisoners! Haircut junkies! Dacron-shiffers! — Allen Ginsberg

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid! — R.L. Stine

My music is like the perfect haircut-a Friday-night cut! It makes you feel like wanting to put on some nice clothes to go out and have a good time. — Anthony Hamilton

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy

Growth of human hair is the absolute blessing for a barber — Munia Khan

I don't think we have the right haircut or tattoos for politics. — Al Jourgensen

Tom McCarthy said to me, 'Buddy, you got an Oscar nomination through that haircut! That's the real feat, man.' — Mark Ruffalo

Bob Dylan's not a hype and a haircut: he's the real thing. — Benmont Tench

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion — Dennis Miller

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh. — Pauly D

The fir tree had grown a punk haircut, as it did every summer. — Nancy Adams

You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut. — Randy Orton

I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut. — Chyler Leigh

The boy really needed a haircut. Didn't he know that shoulder-length hair on guys just wasn't sexy unless you looked like Johnny Depp? — Jody Morse

I've had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It's always been an expression of who I am. — Marc Forgione

Can't take him up there for a short haircut." Hallston smiled coldly. "I doubt anyone — Tom Clancy

(Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut.) — Warren Buffett

My hair had grown out long and shaggy - not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way. — Jim Butcher

The key to the Lochte haircut is being fresh and looking up-to-date. — Ryan Lochte

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet. — Matthew Gray Gubler

It's totally true: Ariel, Christopher Owens, me, and Courtney Love, all in Saint Laurent ads, all with the same haircut. — Zachary Cole Smith

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut. — Jerry Coleman

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats. — Bill Watterson

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear. — David Feherty

Oh you cut your hair! What happened? Are you going through a breakup or something?"

"My favorite character died. — Joyce Rachelle