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Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. — J.J. McAvoy

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper

Exquisite beauty resides rather in the female form than face, where it is also more lasting. — Alphonse De Lamartine

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems. — Amit Kalantri

The Stones in a club is still the ultimate rush. — Keith Richards

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them! — George Carlin

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

Proof ... was a conclusion built on a pyramid of facts, a broad base of accepted information on which more specific assertions were made. — Dan Brown

Mysticism is the passionate longing of the soul for God ... — Evelyn Underhill

I think that for anybody who has worked in the civil society, government bureaucracy moves very very slowly. — Wangari Maathai

Do not talk different; act on it. — Holly Duckworth

Playing a character in a video game is different to other performances because your character can't lead the audience of players in one direction. — Andy Serkis

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock