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Guard Funny Quotes By Richard Pinhas: When I'm not writing music, I'm playing guitar,

When I'm not writing music, I'm playing guitar, or reading philosophy. So all I have left is just an hour or two for Claudia Schiffer. — Richard Pinhas

Guard Funny Quotes By Kelly Moran: The woman got to him. Deeply. If she

The woman got to him. Deeply. If she wasn't spitting fire she was driving him to his knees with her kindness. Such an endearing contradiction she was. — Kelly Moran

Guard Funny Quotes By Owen Hart: It's hard to pick out one particular wrestler.

It's hard to pick out one particular wrestler. — Owen Hart

Guard Funny Quotes By Andrea Speed: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

Guard Funny Quotes By Bryce Loski: She didn't just barge into my life. She

She didn't just barge into my life. She barged and shoved and wedged her way into my life. — Bryce Loski

Guard Funny Quotes By Susan Rice: I was conscious of the fact that it

I was conscious of the fact that it could be to my disadvantage to marry a white guy - that some folks would hold that against me. — Susan Rice

Guard Funny Quotes By Thomas Merton: The biggest human temptation is to settle for

The biggest human temptation is to settle for too little. — Thomas Merton

Guard Funny Quotes By Taylor Grace: Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

Guard Funny Quotes By Meek Mill: I'm scared to be political. You get too

I'm scared to be political. You get too powerful, and more people try to take you out. — Meek Mill

Guard Funny Quotes By David Wong: Damn it! I knew she was a monster!

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong