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Trying to be cool, as a goal, forces you to ignore any lessons ingrained by the people who made you.
— Greg Gutfeld
Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.
— Greg Gutfeld
The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins your life later.
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They say: "We're all immigrants." They mean: You hate brown people. You say: "I'm just for a line. Stand in line, asshole.
— Greg Gutfeld
As we all know, there is no force stronger in the rhetorical universe than that of liberal race-guilt.
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The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.
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I never quit. I just got fired.
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It's an economy based on the tooth fairy.
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The problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
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Politics is way cool, as long as it's progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.
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Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.
— Greg Gutfeld
Celebrities are the doormats to power.
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I realized that no one needed to make fun of liberalism. It was hilarious on its own.
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I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.
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I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.
— Greg Gutfeld
When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens.
— Greg Gutfeld
We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.
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The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.
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Cool is identified only by defining others as uncool. The velvet rope excludes before it invites.
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I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
— Greg Gutfeld
I would like to see a president with a monocle.
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Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
— Greg Gutfeld
I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
— Greg Gutfeld
Good people suddenly don't turn bad.
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92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.
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Makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas.
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Believe he should have to actually "work" like the rest of us and he thinks the constituents
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When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.
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Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.
— Greg Gutfeld
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.
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The definition of cool: popularity without achievement. It's how President Obama got the youth vote. Ask any kid who voted for him,
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Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
— Greg Gutfeld
Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.
— Greg Gutfeld
Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
— Greg Gutfeld
Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.
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If you question whether abortion should be seen as different from removing a tumor, then you must hate women.
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The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.
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A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
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Security should not be a black and white thing.
— Greg Gutfeld
The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.
— Greg Gutfeld
ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
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If Russia, if Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.
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Hurricanes, after all, are the product of global warming, caused by man and his insatiable lust for SUVs (but not private jets).
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If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.
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Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
— Greg Gutfeld
Cool is a weapon created by creeps to obliterate the morals that good parents instill in their children.
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Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
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We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.
— Greg Gutfeld
The media is Obama's scandal condom.
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America is like the greatest hit of the world.
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ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.
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Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.
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There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.
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As P. J. O'Rourke once observed, no woman daydreams about being swept off her feet by a liberal.
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Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.
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The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
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What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.
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If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great.
— Greg Gutfeld
In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.
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