
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside. —
Henny Youngman

In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona. —
Ann Coulter

She could feel the hole inside her where her heart had been. —
George R R Martin

You don't want to make a movie just to make a movie. You better have a point of view. —
Drew Goddard

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece. —
Robert Bloch

I am a person who thinks about the music first in trying to achieve something musically valid. —
Sonny Rollins

Oh, there's all these rumors that I'm a lesbian. I have a boyfriend now, Brandon Blackstock; my manager Narvel's son, Reba McEntire's stepson. —
Kelly Clarkson

I lost a friend I was blessed to have. My thoughts are with the family of President Chavez and the people of Venezuela. —
Sean Penn

An alibi is only as good as its details. —
Kenneth Eade

Death falls heavily on that man who, known too well to others, dies in ignorance of himself. —
Seneca The Younger