Grebe Bird Quotes

I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me. — Bo Burnham

Every man
I know this
turns weak, pliant, ridiculous as soon as he's in love. — Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

A person who burns books will one day burn people... — Jacob McGilbert

What does it take to get you to the point where you have to kill your brother? It's biblical, it's huge. It's so personal. — Emilio Estevez

I lost a company. So what? It's just stuff. Can't take it with you. — Wally Amos

Counting your blessings is a better cure for insomnia than counting sheep - you can fall asleep before you get through half of them. — Densey Clyne

Be careful not to give too much credence to the old adage that time heals. Mark my word. It's God that heals. Time only tells. — Beth Moore

Evolution has one big rule: If there's no pressure on the system to change, then it doesn't bother. — Jack Hitt

Some people are just destined to be together. That's just the way it is. — Amy Davis

Anything to vary this detestable monotony. — Charles Dickens

Christmas could begin. Magic could happen. — Rachel Cohn

I feel like I'm the only person - or woman, at least - who hasn't read 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' — Carla Gugino