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Art is a weapon for me, with which I can strike back. — Gottfried Helnwein

Imaginations and illusions are always so much more powerful and bigger than this mediocre and boring thing called reality. — Gottfried Helnwein

But in simple substances the influence of one monad over another is ideal only. — Gottfried Leibniz

The most perfect society is that whose purpose
is the universal and supreme happiness. — Gottfried Leibniz

TO LOVE is to find pleasure in the happiness of others. — Gottfried Leibniz

The roots of the deepest love die in the heart, if not tenderly cherished. — Johann Gottfried Herder

The first time I saw a picture of Elvis - I was in a state of shock, because I couldn't believe that a human being could be so beautiful. — Gottfried Helnwein

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. — Gilbert Gottfried

All one can do for one's character in times like these, is to prove that one does not belong to these times. — Johann Gottfried Seume

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane. — Gilbert Gottfried

I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks. — Gilbert Gottfried

Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone. — Gilbert Gottfried

Music is a hidden arithmetic exercise of the soul, which does not know that it is counting. — Gottfried Leibniz

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more. — Gilbert Gottfried

Man ought always to have something that he prefers to life; otherwise life itself will seem to him tiresome and void. — Johann Gottfried Seume

Imaginary numbers are a fine and wonderful refuge of the divine spirit almost an amphibian between being and non-being. — Gottfried Leibniz

Whoever perseveres will be crowned. — Johann Gottfried Herder

To love is to place happiness in the heart of another ... — Gottfried Leibniz

The monad, of which we shall speak here, is nothing but a simple substance which enters into compounds; simple, that is to say, without parts. — Gottfried Leibniz

If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue. — Gilbert Gottfried

... every feeling is the perception of a truth ... — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows. — Gilbert Gottfried

The craving for a delicate fruit is pleasanter than the fruit itself. — Johann Gottfried Herder

He who hasn't tasted bitter things hasn't earned sweet things. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

All things in God are spontaneous. — Gottfried Leibniz

Take what you need, do what you should, you will get what you want. — Gottfried Leibniz

Indeed in general I hold that there is nothing truer than happiness, and nothing happier and sweeter than truth. — Gottfried Leibniz

Every mind has a horizon in respect to its present intellectual capacity but not in respect to its future intellectual capacity. — Gottfried Leibniz

For I hold that it is only when we can prove everything we assert that we understand perfectly the thing under consideration. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

A building is a human being's space and the background for his dignity and its exterior should reflect its contents and function — Gottfried Bohm

Taking mathematics from the beginning of the world to the time when Newton lived, what he had done was much the better half. — Gottfried Leibniz

It is necessary to believe that the mixture of evil has produced the greatest possible good: otherwise the evil would not have been permitted. — Gottfried Leibniz

Soup simmering, music of idle gossip, yammering kids, domestic chaos - long adjusted to this rolling scene, you show them your lofty calm. — Gottfried Keller

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands. — Gilbert Gottfried

It is a good thing to proceed in order and to establish propositions. This is the way to gain ground and to progress with certainty. — Gottfried Leibniz

Philosophy consists mostly of kicking up a lot of dust and then complaining that you can't see anything. — Gottfried Leibniz

It is easier to make a lady of a peasant-girl than a peasant-girl of a lady. — Johann Gottfried Herder

If you're anything like me, I feel sorry for your friends and family. — Gilbert Gottfried

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them. — Gilbert Gottfried

It is a hard but good law of fate, that as every evil, so every excessive power, wears itself out. — Johann Gottfried Herder

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive! — Gilbert Gottfried

Whoever wants to understand much must play much. — Gottfried Benn

A human life is a schooling for eternity. — Gottfried Keller

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better. — Gilbert Gottfried

Nothing is in the intellect that was not first in the senses, except the intellect itself. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

Everything that is possible demands to exist. — Gottfried Leibniz

Nothing can help my comedy. — Gilbert Gottfried

In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian. — Gilbert Gottfried

The means of obtaining as much variety as possible, but with the greatest possible order ... is the means of obtaining as much perfection as possible. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

If you could blow the brain up to the size of a mill and walk about inside, you would not find consciousness. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

You never know what people will choose to be offended by. — Gilbert Gottfried

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that. — Gilbert Gottfried

A great doctor kills more people than a great general. — Gottfried Leibniz

Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como. — Gilbert Gottfried

God's relation to spirits is not like that of a craftsman to his work, but also like that of a prince to his subjects. — Gottfried Leibniz

The world is not a machine. Everything in it is force, life, thought. — Gottfried Leibniz

Make me the the master of education, and I will undertake to change the world. — Gottfried Leibniz

Music is the hidden arithmetical exercise of a mind unconscious that it is calculating. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

R2D2 has gotten more work since "Star Wars" than Carrie Fisher — Gilbert Gottfried

The past is pregnant with the present. — Gottfried Leibniz

There is a certain destiny of everything, regulated by the foreknowledge and providence of God in His works. — Gottfried Leibniz

Man is a central creature between the animals, that is to say, the most perfect form, which unites the traits of all in the most complete epitome. — Johann Gottfried Herder

The soul is the mirror of an indestructible universe. The Monadology. — Gottfried Leibniz

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out. — Gilbert Gottfried

Music is the hidden arithmetic of the soul, which does not know that it deals with numbers. (Paraphrasing Gottfried Wilhelm Leibnitz) — Ellen Klages

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. — Gilbert Gottfried

The present is great with the future. — Gottfried Leibniz

It's easier to be original and foolish than original and wise. — Gottfried Leibniz

The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future. — Gottfried Leibniz

I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching. — Gilbert Gottfried

Each nationality contains its centre of happiness within itself, as a bullet the centre of gravity. — Johann Gottfried Herder

Nothing is necessitated whose opposite is possible. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried

Have a vision. Sell your program. Your team is going to reflect you. — Mark Gottfried

It is worth noting that the notation facilitates discovery. This, in a most wonderful way, reduces the mind's labour. — Gottfried Leibniz

When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters. — Gilbert Gottfried

Reality cannot be found except in One single source, because of the interconnection of all things with one another. — Gottfried Leibniz

Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life. — Gottfried Reinhardt

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. — Gilbert Gottfried

All our science calculates with abstracted individual external marks, which do not touch the inner existence of any single thing — Johann Gottfried Herder

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

There is nothing in the understanding which has not come from the senses, except the understanding itself, or the one who understands. — Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

My youth is like a scab: under it there is a wound that every day leaks blood. It disfigures me. — Gottfried Benn

Brave is the lion tamer, brave is the world subduer, but braver is the one who has subdued himself. — Johann Gottfried Herder

Natural religion itself, seems to decay very much. Many will have human souls to be material: others make God himself a corporeal being. — Gottfried Leibniz

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. — Johann Gottfried Von Herder

To love is to be delighted by the happiness of someone, or to experience pleasure upon the happiness of another. I define this as true love. — Gottfried Leibniz

We sow the seed of deadly nightshade and wish it to bear lilies and roses! — Gottfried Von Strassburg

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. — Gilbert Gottfried

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' — Gilbert Gottfried

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

To think what is true, to sense what is beautiful and to want what is good, hereby the spirit finds purpose of a life in reason. — Johann Gottfried Herder

Woman is superlative; the best leader in life, the best guide in happy days, the best consoler in sorrow. — Johann Gottfried Seume

Hormonal problems are the top reason I find for accelerated aging, — Sara Gottfried

Justice is charity in accordance with wisdom. — Gottfried Leibniz

To love is to take delight in happiness of another, or, what amounts to the same thing, it is to account another's happiness as one's own. — Gottfried Leibniz

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept. — Gilbert Gottfried

I do not conceive of any reality at all as without genuine unity. — Gottfried Leibniz