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Art is a weapon for me, with which I can strike back.
— Gottfried Helnwein
Imaginations and illusions are always so much more powerful and bigger than this mediocre and boring thing called reality.
— Gottfried Helnwein
But in simple substances the influence of one monad over another is ideal only.
— Gottfried Leibniz
The most perfect society is that whose purpose is the universal and supreme happiness. — Gottfried Leibniz
TO LOVE is to find pleasure in the happiness of others.
— Gottfried Leibniz
The roots of the deepest love die in the heart, if not tenderly cherished.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
The first time I saw a picture of Elvis - I was in a state of shock, because I couldn't believe that a human being could be so beautiful.
— Gottfried Helnwein
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
— Gilbert Gottfried
All one can do for one's character in times like these, is to prove that one does not belong to these times.
— Johann Gottfried Seume
I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Music is a hidden arithmetic exercise of the soul, which does not know that it is counting.
— Gottfried Leibniz
I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Man ought always to have something that he prefers to life; otherwise life itself will seem to him tiresome and void.
— Johann Gottfried Seume
Imaginary numbers are a fine and wonderful refuge of the divine spirit almost an amphibian between being and non-being.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Whoever perseveres will be crowned.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
To love is to place happiness in the heart of another ...
— Gottfried Leibniz
The monad, of which we shall speak here, is nothing but a simple substance which enters into compounds; simple, that is to say, without parts.
— Gottfried Leibniz
If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.
— Gilbert Gottfried
... every feeling is the perception of a truth ...
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.
— Gilbert Gottfried
The craving for a delicate fruit is pleasanter than the fruit itself.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
He who hasn't tasted bitter things hasn't earned sweet things.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
All things in God are spontaneous.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Take what you need, do what you should, you will get what you want.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Indeed in general I hold that there is nothing truer than happiness, and nothing happier and sweeter than truth.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Every mind has a horizon in respect to its present intellectual capacity but not in respect to its future intellectual capacity.
— Gottfried Leibniz
For I hold that it is only when we can prove everything we assert that we understand perfectly the thing under consideration.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
A building is a human being's space and the background for his dignity and its exterior should reflect its contents and function
— Gottfried Bohm
Taking mathematics from the beginning of the world to the time when Newton lived, what he had done was much the better half.
— Gottfried Leibniz
It is necessary to believe that the mixture of evil has produced the greatest possible good: otherwise the evil would not have been permitted.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Soup simmering, music of idle gossip, yammering kids, domestic chaos - long adjusted to this rolling scene, you show them your lofty calm.
— Gottfried Keller
I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
— Gilbert Gottfried
It is a good thing to proceed in order and to establish propositions. This is the way to gain ground and to progress with certainty.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Philosophy consists mostly of kicking up a lot of dust and then complaining that you can't see anything.
— Gottfried Leibniz
It is easier to make a lady of a peasant-girl than a peasant-girl of a lady.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
If you're anything like me, I feel sorry for your friends and family.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
— Gilbert Gottfried
It is a hard but good law of fate, that as every evil, so every excessive power, wears itself out.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!
— Gilbert Gottfried
Whoever wants to understand much must play much.
— Gottfried Benn
A human life is a schooling for eternity.
— Gottfried Keller
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Nothing is in the intellect that was not first in the senses, except the intellect itself.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
Everything that is possible demands to exist.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Nothing can help my comedy.
— Gilbert Gottfried
In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.
— Gilbert Gottfried
The means of obtaining as much variety as possible, but with the greatest possible order ... is the means of obtaining as much perfection as possible.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
If you could blow the brain up to the size of a mill and walk about inside, you would not find consciousness.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
You never know what people will choose to be offended by.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.
— Gilbert Gottfried
A great doctor kills more people than a great general.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como.
— Gilbert Gottfried
God's relation to spirits is not like that of a craftsman to his work, but also like that of a prince to his subjects.
— Gottfried Leibniz
The world is not a machine. Everything in it is force, life, thought.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Make me the the master of education, and I will undertake to change the world.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Music is the hidden arithmetical exercise of a mind unconscious that it is calculating.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
R2D2 has gotten more work since "Star Wars" than Carrie Fisher
— Gilbert Gottfried
The past is pregnant with the present.
— Gottfried Leibniz
There is a certain destiny of everything, regulated by the foreknowledge and providence of God in His works.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Man is a central creature between the animals, that is to say, the most perfect form, which unites the traits of all in the most complete epitome.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
The soul is the mirror of an indestructible universe. The Monadology.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Music is the hidden arithmetic of the soul, which does not know that it deals with numbers. (Paraphrasing Gottfried Wilhelm Leibnitz)
— Ellen Klages
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
The present is great with the future.
— Gottfried Leibniz
It's easier to be original and foolish than original and wise.
— Gottfried Leibniz
The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.
— Gottfried Leibniz
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Each nationality contains its centre of happiness within itself, as a bullet the centre of gravity.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
Nothing is necessitated whose opposite is possible.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Have a vision. Sell your program. Your team is going to reflect you.
— Mark Gottfried
It is worth noting that the notation facilitates discovery. This, in a most wonderful way, reduces the mind's labour.
— Gottfried Leibniz
When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Reality cannot be found except in One single source, because of the interconnection of all things with one another.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
— Gottfried Reinhardt
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
— Gilbert Gottfried
All our science calculates with abstracted individual external marks, which do not touch the inner existence of any single thing
— Johann Gottfried Herder
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
There is nothing in the understanding which has not come from the senses, except the understanding itself, or the one who understands.
— Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
My youth is like a scab: under it there is a wound that every day leaks blood. It disfigures me.
— Gottfried Benn
Brave is the lion tamer, brave is the world subduer, but braver is the one who has subdued himself.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
Natural religion itself, seems to decay very much. Many will have human souls to be material: others make God himself a corporeal being.
— Gottfried Leibniz
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.
— Johann Gottfried Von Herder
To love is to be delighted by the happiness of someone, or to experience pleasure upon the happiness of another. I define this as true love.
— Gottfried Leibniz
We sow the seed of deadly nightshade and wish it to bear lilies and roses!
— Gottfried Von Strassburg
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
— Gilbert Gottfried
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
— Gilbert Gottfried
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
To think what is true, to sense what is beautiful and to want what is good, hereby the spirit finds purpose of a life in reason.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
Woman is superlative; the best leader in life, the best guide in happy days, the best consoler in sorrow.
— Johann Gottfried Seume
Hormonal problems are the top reason I find for accelerated aging,
— Sara Gottfried
Justice is charity in accordance with wisdom.
— Gottfried Leibniz
To love is to take delight in happiness of another, or, what amounts to the same thing, it is to account another's happiness as one's own.
— Gottfried Leibniz
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I do not conceive of any reality at all as without genuine unity.
— Gottfried Leibniz