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Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts. — Anna Godbersen

The sooner we learn feelings are fickle, the better off we are. — Joyce Meyer

I don't eat chicken abortions! — Cecily Von Ziegesar

When spreading vicious and damaging gossip about the private affairs of others, one must always use proper grammar and posture. — Scott Rhine

I'm a big 'Star Trek' fan. — Laurie Halse Anderson

A lot of my success comes from black music. It's something I'm very proud of. — Michael Bolton

Bad ballplayers make good managers, not the other way around. All I can do is help them be as good as they are. — Earl Weaver

Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying? — Lemony Snicket

When it's over, we may feel wooed, adored, appreciated, or abused, but it will have been an affair to remember. — Thomas C. Foster

Gossip columnists are diseases, like 'flu. Everyone is subject to them. — James Goldsmith

Maybe taming my tongue will be good for me in the end. But it's pretty hard when you've got a world filled with idiots from Drunkopolis. — A. J. Jacobs

Forgiveness is a selfless gift of love to others. — Joan Ambu

Something I am wondering:
if you cannot hear
do you have no sounds
in your head?
Do you see
a
silent
movie — Sharon Creech

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

Neither a gossip or a busybody, Mother Bo took a keen interest in the aches and pains of the entire village, and she was indefatigable. — Hock G. Tjoa

I don't like repeating gossip, so listen up. — Jane Seabrook

Here is the one truth you know for sure: there is no truth for sure. — David Wolfe

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. — Will Rogers

That woman could spread gossip faster than the flu in a whorehouse. — Jean Oram

Any conversation including the mention of Roald Dahl, Ray Bradbury, or Emily Dickinson is one worth getting into or at least eavesdropping. — Don Roff

Your customers are the customers of other brands who occasionally buy you. — Andrew S. C. Ehrenberg

Mrs. Mullet, when it came to gossip, was equaled only by the News of the World. — Alan Bradley

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I never presumed that a technique of composition or an idea was so special that just using it would guarantee the quality of the music. — Robert Morris

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone. — Gail Carriger

She's following me.
I can just feel her breathing shadow pressed up against my back. — Lisa M. Cronkhite

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami

Gossip is when you hear something you like
about someone you don't. — Jane Seabrook

Gossiping's part of witchcraft,' said Tiffany. 'They're checking to see if they've gone batty yet. — Terry Pratchett