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Google Funny Quotes By Camilla Isley: Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a

Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley

Google Funny Quotes By Jonathan Gold: It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship

It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right. — Jonathan Gold

Google Funny Quotes By Jeevagan Nagarajan: Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people,

Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world — Jeevagan Nagarajan

Google Funny Quotes By James Jean-Pierre: it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre

Google Funny Quotes By Robin Sloan: America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers.

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan

Google Funny Quotes By Anyta Sunday: I love to stalk. I love to stalk

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Google Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: If you are friends with the wrong people,

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them — Andy Borowitz

Google Funny Quotes By George Mikes: Japan is, you often feel, an improved version

Japan is, you often feel, an improved version of the United States. — George Mikes

Google Funny Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Google Funny Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Google Funny Quotes By Rachel Vincent: They're going to eat you alive in there,

They're going to eat you alive in there, Ian."
"Then may they choke on my corpse. — Rachel Vincent

Google Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: "All men are born equal and free" is

"All men are born equal and free" is not Nature's law in the literal sense. — Mahatma Gandhi

Google Funny Quotes By Deepak Chopra: Replace your self-defeating thoughts with self-supporting thoughts.

Replace your self-defeating thoughts with self-supporting thoughts. — Deepak Chopra

Google Funny Quotes By Louis MacNeice: I do not envy any animal, though I

I do not envy any animal, though I envy many of their capacities. — Louis MacNeice

Google Funny Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I want my online content to be so

I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son! — Ryan Lilly

Google Funny Quotes By Jack Kerouac: He knew the road would getmore interesting, especially

He knew the road would get
more interesting, especially ahead, always ahead. — Jack Kerouac