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Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley
It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right. — Jonathan Gold
Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world — Jeevagan Nagarajan
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre
America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan
I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them — Andy Borowitz
Japan is, you often feel, an improved version of the United States. — George Mikes
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead
If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec
They're going to eat you alive in there, Ian."
"Then may they choke on my corpse. — Rachel Vincent
"All men are born equal and free" is not Nature's law in the literal sense. — Mahatma Gandhi
Replace your self-defeating thoughts with self-supporting thoughts. — Deepak Chopra
I do not envy any animal, though I envy many of their capacities. — Louis MacNeice
I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son! — Ryan Lilly
He knew the road would get
more interesting, especially ahead, always ahead. — Jack Kerouac

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