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When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
— George Carlin
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
— Kevin Nealon
The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.
— Julius Charles Hare
As we left they told us the old joke. To start a journey in a sandstorm is good luck.
— Michael Ondaatje
Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing.
— Travis Nichols
I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.
— William Hung
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
— Ray Romano
That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
— Tom Bergeron
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
— Brendan Behan
Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?
— Brooke Elliott
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.
— Steve Carell
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
— Brian D. McLaren
It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Good morning, baby. You know that the government has a responsibility for their own actions.
— Zechariah Barrett
I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'
— Dolly Parton
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
— Jenny Eclair
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
— Neil Peart
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
— Henny Youngman
Three witches and a werewolf. If this wasn't so dire, it'd make one hell of a good joke.
— Ellis Leigh
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone.
— Lennon Parham
A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Fine. I'll leave the hammering to you." "Good." "That wasn't a sex joke." "It should have been.
— Tiffany Reisz
A good joke will sell quicker than a good poem, and, measured in sweat and blood, will bring better remuneration.
— Jack London
In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one.
— Peter Straub
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
— Julian Clary
Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
— Jennifer Saunders
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
— James C. Humes
He would joke that "stock-market forecasters exist to make astrologers look good.
— Clements, Jonathan
No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke.
— John Waters
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.
— Wilson Bethel
I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.
— Stanley Tucci
You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.
— C.S. Lewis
A good joke is life laughing at itself.
— Marty Rubin
Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
— Bill Burr
A good mathematical joke is better, and better mathematics, than a dozen mediocre papers.
— John Edensor Littlewood
It's a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody's expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone's expense.
— Richard Kalvar
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
— John Krasinski
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves.
— Alice Childress
I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
— Kodi Smit-McPhee
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
— Doug Larson
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
— George Bernard Shaw
