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When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke. — George Carlin

A project goal like a joke. If you have to explain it, it is not good / fun. — Gerry Geek

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one. — Julius Charles Hare

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.' — Brenda Song

As we left they told us the old joke. To start a journey in a sandstorm is good luck. — Michael Ondaatje

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. — Alex Winter

Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing. — Travis Nichols

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet. — Grace Anthony

I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am. — William Hung

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. — Ray Romano

That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome. — Tom Bergeron

There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden

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No fear. Now is for laughing. The truth is a joke and they're good in Supply. — Hugh Howey

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. — Brendan Behan

I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it. — Bill Keller

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke? — Brooke Elliott

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes. — Steve Carell

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us. — Herbert Gold

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. — Brian D. McLaren

Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho

It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Good morning, baby. You know that the government has a responsibility for their own actions. — Zechariah Barrett

I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!' — Dolly Parton

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. — Roseanne Barr

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. — Jenny Eclair

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. — Neil Peart

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it? — Henny Youngman

Three witches and a werewolf. If this wasn't so dire, it'd make one hell of a good joke. — Ellis Leigh

You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone. — Lennon Parham

A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Fine. I'll leave the hammering to you." "Good." "That wasn't a sex joke." "It should have been. — Tiffany Reisz

I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores. — John King

A good joke will sell quicker than a good poem, and, measured in sweat and blood, will bring better remuneration. — Jack London

In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. — Rita Rudner

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. — Hugh Elliot

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. — Julian Clary

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else. — Isla Fisher

Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing. — Jennifer Saunders

I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel. — James C. Humes

Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. — Ted Danson

He would joke that "stock-market forecasters exist to make astrologers look good. — Clements, Jonathan

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke. — John Waters

It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable. — Wilson Bethel

I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot. — Stanley Tucci

You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years. — C.S. Lewis

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel. — Bill Burr

A good mathematical joke is better, and better mathematics, than a dozen mediocre papers. — John Edensor Littlewood

It's a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody's expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone's expense. — Richard Kalvar

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one. — Joey McIntyre

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski

Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves. — Alice Childress

oh jesus. that is not a good joke Madeline: Made you smile though. Olly: yeah it did — Nicola Yoon

I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke. — Kodi Smit-McPhee

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before. — Doug Larson

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? — George Bernard Shaw

Einstein: A good joke should not be repeated too often. — Anonymous

I am a commercial artist and author, who loves my family, a good joke, a sunny day, cheeseburgers, hockey and the Beatles. — Stooart

There's an old joke about Alzheimer's: the good news is that you meet new people every day. — Stephen King

I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too. — Daniel Tosh