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When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
— George Carlin
He was a humorous, good-natured man, maybe because he hoped for little and expected less and took his satisfactions where he found them.
— Wendell Berry
The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife.
— Benjamin Franklin
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.
— Pawan Mishra
If the Good Lord meant men to use percussion caps, he wouldn't have strung flint all over the ground.
— Taylor Anderson
One thing that's good about procrastination is that you always have something planned for tomorrow
— Gladys Bronwyn Stern
Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal
— Dave Barry
I want to tell you something but good tasteRestrains me — Sappho Van Lesbos
Basset Hounds never get scared. We're fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.
— Elias Zapple
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.
— Catherine Robertson
Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high in need of a good spanking.
Good heavens, that sounded creepy. — Kiersten White
It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!
— Martha Sweeney
You always do good ones. We trust you, Mr. Duke," Says Dylan. Foolish lads, thinks Felix: never trust a professional ham.
— Margaret Atwood
True ... I hear voices in my head keep talking to me. The good thing for now is ... I never answer them back.
— Timothy Pina
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
— Walt Kelly
A rainy day is a good day to be in bed with a good book - or with someone who has read one."T.K. Lukas — T.K. Lukas
There are certainly a good number of alternatives to "shit," if you have a particular need to express such a feeling. — Fredrik Backman
Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.
— Peter Matthiessen
I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing.
— M.A. George
There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone you're determined to dislike for no good reason.
— Gregory David Roberts
I think it would be a good idea.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Do you believe your gentle birth will turn a bullet?""Why, yes," Rhett said solemnly. "Hell yes! Gentle birth's got to be good for something! — Donald McCaig
Livvy and me together in an elevator for four hours..and we're good. To some eyes the fact that we're both alive could be viewed as a minor miracle.
— Michael D. Beil
Hangin' upside down ain't good for nobody but possums.
— DiAnn Mills
'Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness.
— John Dryden
I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!
— Charles Dickens
I've never been a big fan of exercise. I just can't think of any other way to feel good. Kinsey Milhone
— Sue Grafton
Guys this good looking should not be criminals. It'll throw off the universe or something.
— Elle Casey
Mother said we had reached the Age of Reason and had to be good now. We must have because we wanted Willy Starr instead.
— Marie Clair
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
— Derek Landy
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.
— Jerome K. Jerome
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.
— Erma Bombeck
Damn, he was good. I'd been professionally sullied without a single item of clothing removed.
— Kylie Scott
If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.
— Robert Benchley
I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.
— Lida Sideris
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
