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The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman
a matter of millimetres. — Ian Fleming

I'm not very good at practice. But if you tell yourself you love the hole and love hitting it on the fairway, it's a big difference. — Barry Lane

There are five top superstars in golf, 20 great stars, and 30 good ones. The rest should go and get jobs. — Mark McCormack

My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf. — Anthony Jeselnik

She agreed with Mark Twain that golf was a good walk spoiled. — Jonathan Maberry

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape. — Norm MacDonald

Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. — Alan Shepard

I don't believe I have a good enough friend to give a three-footer — Curtis Strange

No golfer can ever become too good to practice. — May Hezlet

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. — H.L. Mencken

Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf. — Gary Player

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is growing, and there are more good young players, but you don't see them going abroad. It's so expensive to travel. — Retief Goosen

It does look like a very good exercise. But what is the little white ball for? — Ulysses S. Grant

If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots. — Vijay Singh

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good. — Sam Snead

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities. — Joe Mantegna

Always remember that however good you may be, the game is your master. — John Henry Taylor

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. — Ray Romano

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. — Nubar Gulbenkian

What separates great players from the good ones is not so much ability as brain power and emotional equilibrium. — Arnold Palmer

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up. — John Daly

You've got a fairly good idea as to what the questions are going to be. But how to record the best answer is another matter. — Nick Faldo

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it. — Lee Trevino

Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score. — Rita Mae Brown

Golf is good, it means I get some fresh air and exercise, take my mind off work and see some of the landscape of the place I'm visiting. — Harry Connick Jr.

I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police. — Robert Stack

You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf. — Sam Snead

I'm not very good in the rain. I don't wear a golf glove. — Fred Couples

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. — Rodney Dangerfield

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Why waste good shots in practice when you might need them in a match? — Walter Hagen

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf. — Tommy Bolt

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him. — Nick Faldo

In the United States, I'm lucky; in Europe, I'm good. — Seve Ballesteros

A good putter is a match for anyone. A bad putter is a match for no one. — Harvey Penick

Great champions learn from past experiences, whether those be good or bad. A lot of times a guy needs to be knocked down before he gets up and fights. — Paul Azinger

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer

I like to look good on the golf course. — Zach Johnson

Good golf begins with a good grip. — Ben Hogan

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret

Good golfing temperament falls between taking it with a grin or shrug and throwing a fit. — Sam Snead

I've had three broken legs and two knee replacements. But I'm very good at apres golf. — Letitia Baldrige

You are going to hit some good shots and not get rewarded, but that's just U.S. Open golf. It's tough; it's hard. — Peter Uihlein

I want to keep playing good golf. — Bubba Watson

The good characters in my book are loosely based on folks I know. All the bad stuff is made up. — Mike Bove

I always say golf's a really good exposer of a player's personality. — Stuart Appleby

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. — Neil Peart

Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman. — Will Rogers

I have musician friends who play too much golf, and they're not as good at music anymore. — Raphael Saadiq

I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week. The tips weren't good so I quit. — Paul Pierce

It's a faithless love, but you hit four good shots and you've started your day right. — Dinah Shore

Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots. — Nick Faldo

There's really no pain in the realm of the higher astral. A lot of spirits are playing mini-golf having a good time. — Frederick Lenz

Even when times were good, I realized that my earning power as a golf professional depended on too many ifs and putts. — Gene Sarazen

A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one. — Ben Sayers

I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf. — David Duval

To play well you have to have good balance in your life. Tiger has found that. If you play golf long enough you'll learn that life is more than golf. — Annika Sorenstam

It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. — Mark Twain

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system. — Henry Beard

A good golf course is like good music. It does not necessarily appeal the first time one plays it. — Alister MacKenzie

I grew up playing golf, and if I were ever good enough to play professionally, I would get to travel the world while playing a sport I love. — Taylor Cole

Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training. — Yogi Berra

Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip. — Arnold Palmer

I just dress up what the Good Lord provides. — Eddie Hackett

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots. — Ben Hogan

The golf course is always in good shape. Paul Latshaw does a reasonable job. — Jack Nicklaus

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four. — Simon Hobday

Golf in the interest of good health and good manners. It promotes self-restraint and affords a chance to play the man and act the gentleman. — William Howard Taft

I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time — Angelo Spagnolo

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus

Find a good teacher that will keep the game fun. Work hard and don't be afraid to have success or disappointment. That is what golf is all about. — Paula Creamer

The best part about golf is when you hit the ball long. It feels really good. — Michelle Wie

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf. — Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

The hole was playing downwind and I managed to get a good bounce. — Nicolas Colsaerts

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler. — Andy Lau

The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt. — Doug Sanders

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf. — JoAnne Carner

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf. — Natalie Portman

I've always said it: I don't want to be the only Columbian playing on the PGA Tour, so, guys, just play some good golf and come join me here. — Camilo Villegas

I think I'm really good at forgetting about golf when I'm off the golf course. — Inbee Park

I'm not a huge shopper. I love looking good - obviously, on the golf course I like looking sharp, that's for sure. I'm just not into knowing brands. — Lexi Thompson

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. — Dan Jenkins

I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better. — Notah Begay III

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot. — Don Herold

Put some action on your good intentions! — Lorii Myers

My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win. — Danica Patrick

Golf is a good walk spoiled. — Mark Twain

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. — Henny Youngman

I grew up in New Jersey and my father was a golf pro, so I was groomed for sports, but I wasn't very good, so my interests lay elsewhere. — Joe Dante

Going to the golf course every day for work? That's a good job. — Dennis Quaid

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. — James Patrick Murray

A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes. — Ben Crenshaw

A strong mind is one of the key components that separates the great from the good. — Gary Player

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky

There are no shortcuts to good golf. The better players realize this. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. — Morton Shaevitz

Besides good schools, a good airport, and the Cowboys, Dallas had golf courses, and golf was fast becoming an obsession with me. — Charley Pride

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias