Golf Balls Quotes: top 55 famous quotes about Golf Balls

Golf Balls Quotes & Sayings

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If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course? — Larry Nelson

I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock. — Milt Gross

And the wind shall say: 'Here were decent Godless people:
Their only monument the asphalt road
And a thousand lost golf balls. — T. S. Eliot

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins

Everyone wants to be known as a great striker of the ball for some reason. Nobody wants to be called a lucky, one-putting s.o.b. — Gary Player

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! — Bob Hope

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — J. C. Snead

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. — Lee Trevino

I'm a great believer that if you don't get the ball to the hole, it won't go in. — Colin Montgomerie

It's hard to believe a kid hitting golf balls in the cow pastures of New Mexico could have accomplished what I have accomplished. — Billy Casper

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. — Bob Hope

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls. — Bob Hope

You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts. — Laurie Auchterlonie

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough. — Henry Beard

Out here, it's just you and the ball. — Mike Weir

I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66. — Fred Couples

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls. — Robert Benchley

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie. — Bob Hope

If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu. — Jimmy Demaret

Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose. — Winston Churchill

Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls — Greg Gutfeld

He told me just to keep the ball low. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. — Henry Beard

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown. — Henry Beard

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction. — Lee Trevino

One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float. — Arnold Palmer

Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. — Alan Shepard

Through the ball we are all the same. We just have different ways of getting it there. — Charles Coody

The best part about golf is when you hit the ball long. It feels really good. — Michelle Wie

I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole. — Peter Jacobsen

Golf never ceases to be a challenge, even when it really is just you and the ball out there and nobody else. — Arnold Palmer

It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. — Mark Twain

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four. — Simon Hobday

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do. — Sam Snead

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again. — Lon Hinkle

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. — Henry Beard

I've come to realize that I perform best when I'm letting my subconscious mind hit the ball and my conscious mind is otherwise occupied. — Al Geiberger

You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls. — John Scott

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story — Lee Trevino

For all the fun, don't forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice. — Ernie Els

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion. — Richard Armour

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky

You can't lose an old golf ball. — John A. Willis

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? — Bruce Lansky

I could have rolled the ball up there against Musial, and he would have pulled out a golf club and hit it out. — Don Newcombe

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone. — Henry Beard

I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence. — Bobby Jones

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. — Henny Youngman

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls. — Bob Hope

I did not see the sense in chasing a little white ball around a field. — Calvin Coolidge

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. — Bob Hope