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I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
I can't feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can't feel it inside.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Slavery it is that makes slavery; freedom, freedom. The slavery of women happened when the men were slaves of kings.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Government has a legitimate function, but the private sector has one too, and it is superior. In other words, people are better than institutions.
— Cal Thomas
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
I think I could beat Joe Frazier singing. I was in a Broadway musical called Big Time Buck Wright.
— Muhammad Ali
At the roots, people are still people. That's why Shakespeare is so popular no matter what the language.
— Vint Cerf
Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Violet Lynn Parker, you'd better spill or I'll start bellowing 'Happy Birthday' to you in my Bobcat Goldthwait voice.
— Ann Charles
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Declare this smite time, extracting precious gems and wholly hours you share to fruitcake a friend so dear.
— Bradley Chicho
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
— Marian Wright Edelman
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.
— Bobcat Goldthwait