Going To Die Funny Quotes: top 13 famous quotes about Going To Die Funny

Going To Die Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Going To Die Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Bethany Hamilton: I don't really want people looking to me

I don't really want people looking to me for inspiration. I just want to be a sign along the way that points toward Heaven. — Bethany Hamilton

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Lauren Conrad: I don't really have a talent. I can't

I don't really have a talent. I can't sing or act or dance or perform, those talents. All I can do is be myself. — Lauren Conrad

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Danielle Monsch: She curled those fingers around him and gave

She curled those fingers around him and gave a long, lazy pull. "No underwear?"
"Didn't want to slow you down. — Danielle Monsch

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Jane Austen: No! Thank you for thinking I am thoughtful.

No! Thank you for thinking I am thoughtful. — Jane Austen

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Dominique Bouhours: I am about to - or I am

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct. — Dominique Bouhours

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Erin Bow: You made tools of us. Have you never

You made tools of us. Have you never considered: the thing of a tool is that anyone may use it. — Erin Bow

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Neil Sedaka: If you loved music, you loved Freddie Mercury.

If you loved music, you loved Freddie Mercury. — Neil Sedaka

Going To Die Funny Quotes By John W. Gardner: One of the reasons mature people stop learning

One of the reasons mature people stop learning is that they become less and less willing to risk failure. — John W. Gardner

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: You're 28, why are you going to goth

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. — Adam Carolla

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Pablo Picasso: Every now and then one paints a picture

Every now and then one paints a picture that seems to have opened a door and serves as a stepping stone to other things. — Pablo Picasso

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Mom always said I was born to sit

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

Going To Die Funny Quotes By Maya Banks: Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that,"

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that," Garrett said gruffly. "You'll have me convinced I'm going to die."
"You're not? — Maya Banks

Going To Die Funny Quotes By George Carlin: If no one knows when a person is

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin