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I don't really want people looking to me for inspiration. I just want to be a sign along the way that points toward Heaven. — Bethany Hamilton

I don't really have a talent. I can't sing or act or dance or perform, those talents. All I can do is be myself. — Lauren Conrad

She curled those fingers around him and gave a long, lazy pull. "No underwear?"
"Didn't want to slow you down. — Danielle Monsch

No! Thank you for thinking I am thoughtful. — Jane Austen

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct. — Dominique Bouhours

You made tools of us. Have you never considered: the thing of a tool is that anyone may use it. — Erin Bow

If you loved music, you loved Freddie Mercury. — Neil Sedaka

One of the reasons mature people stop learning is that they become less and less willing to risk failure. — John W. Gardner

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. — Adam Carolla

Every now and then one paints a picture that seems to have opened a door and serves as a stepping stone to other things. — Pablo Picasso

Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. — Bauvard

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that," Garrett said gruffly. "You'll have me convinced I'm going to die."
"You're not? — Maya Banks

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin