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I don't think it's good to constantly talk about your own weight and the fact that you look fat in jeans. — Bethenny Frankel

Some days life just wasn't worth the trouble of chewing through the leather straps on the straitjacket. — Katie Maxwell

Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!"
Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile! — Kevin Hearne

Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places. — H.P. Lovecraft

We are gods with anuses. — Ernest Becker

Creativity is part sweat - not just beads of it, but sometimes buckets. — Eric Maisel

A half-blood of the eldest dogs ... "
"Er, Percy?" Annabeth interrupted. "That's gods. Not dogs. — Rick Riordan

It is said by some that the gods show us their bitter humor by molding us into what we hate most in others. — Raymond E. Feist

Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question. — Steven Erikson

What does one do when one needs to pray to the gods for patience but a god is causing the need for patience? — Kevin Hearne

I know the word 'sacrifice.' — Brian Kilmeade

We're on a planet. At the same time. In the Universe ... Let's do something Great Together! — Jeff Byington

The president's come out with rules that say 'no new coal-fired power plants,' — Shelley Moore Capito

I'm not above using unsavory beings to kick the Gods' asses, but the Phantoms are too unpredictable for my taste, I said. — Laura Kreitzer

Our knowledge has limitations even though we have infinite imaginations. — Debasish Mridha

I'd rather judge a person on why they make the choices they do rather than the cold facts of what they choose. — Kim Harrison

The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods. — Arthur Conan Doyle

The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle.

Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians? — Rick Riordan

Is mind melting your power?"
"No, mostly I give orgasms." Cam wiggled his eyebrows at her. "Lots and lots of mind-blowing orgasms. — Stacey O'Neale

A young man of godlilke proportions* was standing in the doorway.
* The better class of gods, anyway. Not the ones with the tentacles, obviously. — Terry Pratchett

Libations are for the gods. Cocktails are for mere mortals. — Jonathan Kieran

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think. — Terry Pratchett

From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails — Steve Aylett

Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. — Michel De Montaigne

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence
and punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian

Now all the mute objects of my life seem to tell my story, to stretch back in time, if I look closely enough. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. — Agnes Repplier

Reserve is no more essentially connected with understanding than a church organ with devotion, or wine with good-nature. — William Shenstone

Everybody is a hypocrite. You can't live on this planet without being a hypocrite. — Paul Watson

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. — Mark Twain

Oh, gods. Not the flying!"
"I heard you mounted my sister well enough."
"I want you never to make that statement again. — G.A. Aiken

I love to read (du) okay i love to read about alpha males and gods shadowhunter maze runner half bloods divergent a good romance — Gena Showalter

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! — Bill Watterson

If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does. — Christopher Hitchens

If the gods have no sense of humor they must weep a great deal. — Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie

Humor, motivations, moral,gods,energy,secrecy — Albert Einstein

I want to have it all. — Jennifer Aniston

Kira: L, do you know
Gods of death
love apples?
L: Damn you, Kira ... — Tsugumi Ohba

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces. — Terry Pratchett