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What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny ... Oh my God - this is so offensive.
— Michael Leunig
God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
— Garrison Keillor
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
— Tracy Morgan
It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it?
— Martin Amis
Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
— S.C. Stephens
gray hair is gods graffiti
— Bill Cosby
Archbishop: "God is with us!"
William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh
William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.
— Edwin Percy Whipple
If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence
and punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian
and punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
Let's focus on the funny ... That's what I'm focused on ... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people.
— Tracy Morgan
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
"No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
— Alfred De Vigny
It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control.
— Chris Fabry
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street.
— Uzo Aduba
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.
— Sue Civil-Brown