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A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent — John Calvin

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven. — Rick Warren

Hear our humble prayer, O God. Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to the animals. — Albert Schweitzer

First you get a dog, and then you develop a taste for wine. God knows what might happen next. — James Runcie

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of. — Sara Gruen

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing! — Christopher Atkins

Do we really lack the delicacy to let God die quietly, on his own, like a dog? — Nick Land

Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl ... — Alice Dunbar Nelson

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. — Ambrose Bierce

GOD is super intelligent - says GO & DO GOOD things, if not I may pick you as an ODD human & like a honest DOG knows what to do next! — Ningraj

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole. — George Carlin

God has been kind to dogs in no putting a sense of beauty into their heads. — Milan Kundera

You can't teach a dog not to bark, for 'tis God's will that they do, — Elizabeth Hoyt

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there. — Billy Graham

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. — Holbrook Jackson

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors. — Jimmy Carr

I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up. — Lisa Bonet

Thank God I got the rejects. These animals are very, very affectionate. — Eartha Kitt

For God's sake. In movies, they fix the note to a dog's collar and it trots off obediently, no nonsense. — Sophie Kinsella

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog. — Tom Felton

God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature. — Mechthild Of Magdeburg

Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. — Charles Kuralt

The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the wolf to be his dog. — Jacob Grimm

The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest. — Martin Luther

Mad as a dog. Mad as a god. — Holly Black

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez

Of course I had to talk to myself. I had no prayer God. I had no prayer doG. Why not reverse bark and froth and recite verse? — Brian Spellman

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and ... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything. — Ricky Gervais

I believe in God the way my dog does — Farley Mowat

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, "Oh my God, come here, come here!" — Bill Kaulitz

Many times I have thanked God for a bite of raw dog. — Robert Peary

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details. — Dean Koontz

Seattle is the only city where you step in shit and you pray, Please God, let this be dog shit. — Maria Semple

Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity. — Anne Lamott

The dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect. — Paul Valery

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. — Charlaine Harris

Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so. — Isaac Watts

Dog is God spelled backward. — Duane Chapman

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. — Margo Kaufman

This is nuts," Travis said, putting A Tale of Two Cities back where he'd gotten it. "I'm giving plot synopses to a dog, for God's sake!" Dropping — Dean Koontz

The dog is the god of frolic. — Henry Ward Beecher

what is the love of child, or mother, or dog, but the love of God, shining through another being - which is a being just because he shines through it. — George MacDonald

For God's sake,' the dog is saying, 'open the universe a little more! — Saul Bellow

Impudent dog! God knows why I bear with you!' Harding grinned. 'Probably, sir. Omniscient, isn't He? — Elizabeth Rolls

Dog' is 'God' spelled backward; you know that. That's why you're here, to help the nuns do God's work. — W. Bruce Cameron

Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions. — Tertullian

I don't think God gives a shit if we have a dog or if a woman wears shorts. I think He gives a shit whether you're a good person. — John Green

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher

Mark what a generosity and courage (a dog) will put on when he finds himself maintained by a man, who to him is instead of a God — Francis Bacon

The son of a human is human, just as the son of a dog is a dog and the son of a cat is a cat. And so what is the son of God? — Bart D. Ehrman

God make me the man my dog thinks I am. — Janusz Leon Wisniewski

Someone once said give a dog food and shelter and treats and they think you are a god, but give a cat the same and they think they are the god. — Steven Rowley

Via the conduit of a wild dog pack, she has now made the ultimate Gift to her fellow Creatures, and has become part of God's great dance of proteins. — Margaret Atwood

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. — Andres Segovia

Without a word, my dog taught me the meaning of love. — Leila Grandemange

The theater kids? My God, it would be a bloody massacre. They would be found beaten to death with their own dog-eared The Wiz songbooks. — Jesse Andrews

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic. — Henry Ward Beecher