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Top 19 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jason Segel

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Jason Segel Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Jason Segel quotes: One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end. One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end.
Jason Segel quotes: I wouldn't make fun of someone's nightmares until you've slept a night in his pajamas. I wouldn't make fun of someone's nightmares until you've slept a night in his pajamas.
Jason Segel quotes: For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame. For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame.
Jason Segel quotes: I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
Jason Segel quotes: That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny. That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
Jason Segel quotes: That's how fear grows. When you keep it locked inside and never let it out, it starts to eat you alive. That's how fear grows. When you keep it locked inside and never let it out, it starts to eat you alive.
Jason Segel quotes: When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man. When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man.
Jason Segel quotes: Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise. Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
Jason Segel quotes: If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
Jason Segel quotes: I've been 6'4 since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon. I've been 6'4 since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
Jason Segel quotes: My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it. My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it.
Jason Segel quotes: People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men. People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.
Jason Segel quotes: Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer. Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.
Jason Segel quotes: The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going to be a mistake. The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going to be a mistake.
Jason Segel quotes: You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back. You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.
Jason Segel quotes: Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.
Jason Segel quotes: The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically. The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.