Jason Segel Quotes
Top 19 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jason Segel
Jason Segel Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I was a huge Muppet fan growing up. I want to bring it back to the early '80s Muppet movies, when the scripts could have been performed by humans.
I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
That's how fear grows. When you keep it locked inside and never let it out, it starts to eat you alive.
When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man.
Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it.
People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.
Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.
The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going to be a mistake.
You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.