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God Beer Quotes & Sayings

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Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin

You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies. — Augusten Burroughs

It's just that different emotions and perceptions demand different frequencies and intensities. — Christian Wiman

It was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms. — Beth Myrle Rice

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin

Tucker: Is it okay to kiss you?
Clara: What?
Tucker: I won't get struck by lightning?
Clara: (laughs) No lightning. — Cynthia Hand

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy — Benjamin Franklin

God is Great
Beer is Good
and People are Crazy — Carolyn Brown

The thought weaves into her unexpectedly, as so many thoughts do, time again. How do you make the remembering stop? — Mary E. Pearson

Cold beer is bottled God. — Dylan Thomas

Beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy. — Jim Butcher

Are you ready?"
"To strip that dress off you."
God, he was good for her self-esteem. This guy would never choose TV and beer over her. — Ava Gray

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk! — Dave Mustaine

The Internet's a big enough place for everybody to be happy. — Ben Huh

You cannot see the mountain near ... — Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are a way of the universe knowing itself. — Carl Sagan

His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain Demands devotion, atrocities done in his name. — Trent Reznor

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin

God has a brown voice, soft and full as beer. — Anne Sexton

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. — Anne Sexton

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. — David Daye

Beer is made by men, wine by God. — Martin Luther

If we are to guard against ignorance and remain free, it is the responsibility of every American to be informed, — Thomas Jefferson

I admire those believers who speak of such things with the same aplomb as if the'd just split a beer with God in the cabin next door. — Sylvain Tesson

I'm not really this rock'n'roll chick. — Tia Carrere

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

The Pilgrims believed beer was an unalloyed good, a 'good creature of God.' People who did not drink were suspect and 'crank-brained. — Susan Cheever

Nevertheless, I tend to get offensive easily. — Robert Loggia

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer. — A.E. Housman