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I'd rather see what young people are going through than see things explode. — Amy Heckerling

I have a B.A. in Spanish, so briefly I thought that somebody might pay me to speak Spanish badly in another country, like Norway. — Karen Russell

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday. — George Lopez

If I don't read at least one bad thing about myself every day I take a long look at my behaviour and try harder to be shocking. — Sarah Morgan

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. — Christian Nestell Bovee

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes. — Roseanne Barr

I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. — Jimmy Buffett

If we have to experience the same thing in ten different ways, better choose the one we love the most. — Robin Sacredfire

If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead? — Diogenes

The reason our souls hunger so is that the life we could be living so far exceeds our strangest dreams. — John Ortberg

DOWNED HELICOPTER TRANSPORT STOP KHESANH STOP LT T BAKER MISSING IN ACTION STOP — Gary D. Schmidt

You have to speak your dream out loud. — Kelly Corrigan