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Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want to devour your pancreas.
— James Alan Gardner
A pessimist looks at his glass and says it is half empty; an optimist looks at it and says it is half full.
— Josiah Stamp
I have that glass-half-empty syndrome, and it takes a great deal of effort to climb out of the hole of darkness that I choose to live in mentally.
— Christian Slater
People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I'm a glass-is-half-full person now, and your sorry ass is still in half-empty country.
— Janet Evanovich
If we talk about the glass being half empty or half full, I want to know what does the glass look like from underneath the table?
— Brad Thor
If you are glass half empty type of person, maybe you just haven't been holding the right glass
— Richard Branson
Some people see a glass as half empty; some see it as half full. I put the glass in a cupboard and forget it's there. You get my point?
— Kristin Hannah
If general perception changes from seeing the glass as 'half-full' to seeing it as 'half empty' there are major innovative opportunities.
— Peter Drucker
Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
— George Carlin
I think I sense a tone of honesty, if honesty exists in this world.
— Emilyann Girdner
The shot glass is half smashed.
— Brian Spellman
You should never look at the cup or glass as being half empty; see it as being half empty, then you will have mastered the test of greatness.
— Barbara Hart
To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty.
— Eddie Money
Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws ...
— Lauren Aquilina
He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away.
— Michael Reisman
From the day I met you, I've known that you are a glass-half-empty-and-maybe-poisonous guy.
— Ed Finn
In a half-empty-glass sort of world, I'm the little girl whose cup runneth over.
— Sheila C. Johnson
Glass half empty, glass half full, glass too small?
— David Mitchell
You're the type who thinks of the glass as being half full, instead of half empty. "No," she said, "I'm just grateful for the glass.
— Richard Paul Evans
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
— Janeane Garofalo
I never look at the glass as half empty or half full. I look to see who is pouring the water and deal with them.
— Mark Cuban
Don't bother. The glass is half-empty.
— Norman Vincent Peale
— Norman Vincent Peale
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.
— Joey Comeau
To me, the glass is half-empty some days and half-full on others. Sometimes it's bone-dry. Or overflowing.
— Mary Alice Monroe
Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.
— Nora Roberts
Walker liked to joke that, together, he and his wife owned the entire glass. He took the half-full part, while she usually claimed the empty half.
— Alan Orloff
I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
— Ellen DeGeneres
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
— Bill Cosby
I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.
— Dick Cavett
I am a positive person. I never think of the glass as half empty. I just keep pushing forward.
— Rosie Perez
Think positive and be a half full glass not half empty glass person. Positive thoughts work so much better than negative ones
— Raven McAllan
For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty.And for an Engineer it is twice
bigger than necessary. — Sudeep Nagarkar
bigger than necessary. — Sudeep Nagarkar
If your glass seems half empty, use a smaller glass.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
I've been told I'm a glass half-empty sort of person.
— Maria Malonzo
The glass is not half empty; it is half full.
— Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Found
One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
You're a glass-half-empty kind of guy, sir, aren't you?"
"I don't even acknowledge the existence of the glass, son. — Adrian McKinty
"I don't even acknowledge the existence of the glass, son. — Adrian McKinty
Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I do with it?"
— David Kaufman
Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.
— Chris Kuzneski
Don't settle for a half empty glass, always go for a full one!
— Stephen Richards
Doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is that you are the one pouring the water.
— Mark Cuban
If you live feeling like
Your glass is half empty, well,
It may as well be empty all the way. — Mattie J.T. Stepanek
Your glass is half empty, well,
It may as well be empty all the way. — Mattie J.T. Stepanek
I've always been a glass-half-full as opposed to a glass-half-empty, and the day that changes is the day I should leave.
— John Key
The lesson: If the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks.
— Randall Munroe
As a screenwriter and a half-Jew, I tend to look at the glass half-empty.
— John Francis Daley
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. — George Carlin
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. — George Carlin
Let's put it this way: the glass is half-empty, but the fact is, I can always get another drink
— Ville Valo
If your glass is half empty, fill it up to be full.
— Karen Quan
At my core, the glass isn't half-empty - it's not even what I ordered in the first place.
— Catherine Tate
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.
— Sherman Alexie