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Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want to devour your pancreas. — James Alan Gardner

A pessimist looks at his glass and says it is half empty; an optimist looks at it and says it is half full. — Josiah Stamp

I have that glass-half-empty syndrome, and it takes a great deal of effort to climb out of the hole of darkness that I choose to live in mentally. — Christian Slater

I'm not glass-half-full, glass-half-empty; I'm like, "There's a glass?" — Damon Lindelof

You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing. — Kanye West

People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm a glass-is-half-full person now, and your sorry ass is still in half-empty country. — Janet Evanovich

If we talk about the glass being half empty or half full, I want to know what does the glass look like from underneath the table? — Brad Thor

If you are glass half empty type of person, maybe you just haven't been holding the right glass — Richard Branson

My glass is not only half-empty, I'm convinced someone spit in it. — Judy Nichols

Some people see a glass as half empty; some see it as half full. I put the glass in a cupboard and forget it's there. You get my point? — Kristin Hannah

If general perception changes from seeing the glass as 'half-full' to seeing it as 'half empty' there are major innovative opportunities. — Peter Drucker

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big. — George Carlin

I think I sense a tone of honesty, if honesty exists in this world. — Emilyann Girdner

Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water. — Debbie Viguie

The shot glass is half smashed. — Brian Spellman

You should never look at the cup or glass as being half empty; see it as being half empty, then you will have mastered the test of greatness. — Barbara Hart

To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty. — Eddie Money

Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws ... — Lauren Aquilina

He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. — Michael Reisman

Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine. — Trish Jackson

The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents. — Chris Byrd

From the day I met you, I've known that you are a glass-half-empty-and-maybe-poisonous guy. — Ed Finn

In a half-empty-glass sort of world, I'm the little girl whose cup runneth over. — Sheila C. Johnson

Glass half empty, glass half full, glass too small? — David Mitchell

You're the type who thinks of the glass as being half full, instead of half empty. "No," she said, "I'm just grateful for the glass. — Richard Paul Evans

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. — Janeane Garofalo

I never look at the glass as half empty or half full. I look to see who is pouring the water and deal with them. — Mark Cuban

Don't bother. The glass is half-empty.
— Norman Vincent Peale

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw. — Joey Comeau

To me, the glass is half-empty some days and half-full on others. Sometimes it's bone-dry. Or overflowing. — Mary Alice Monroe

Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it. — Nora Roberts

Half full or half empty, just be thankful if your glass has anything in it at all. — D.E. Sievers

Walker liked to joke that, together, he and his wife owned the entire glass. He took the half-full part, while she usually claimed the empty half. — Alan Orloff

I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle — Ellen DeGeneres

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. — Bill Cosby

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly. — Dick Cavett

I am a positive person. I never think of the glass as half empty. I just keep pushing forward. — Rosie Perez

Think positive and be a half full glass not half empty glass person. Positive thoughts work so much better than negative ones — Raven McAllan

For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it's half empty.And for an Engineer it is twice
bigger than necessary. — Sudeep Nagarkar

If your glass seems half empty, use a smaller glass. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

I've been told I'm a glass half-empty sort of person. — Maria Malonzo

The glass is not half empty; it is half full. — Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Found

One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

You're a glass-half-empty kind of guy, sir, aren't you?"
"I don't even acknowledge the existence of the glass, son. — Adrian McKinty

Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I do with it?" — David Kaufman

Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water. — Chris Kuzneski

Don't settle for a half empty glass, always go for a full one! — Stephen Richards

Doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is that you are the one pouring the water. — Mark Cuban

Whether the glass seems half full or half empty depends on how thirsty you are. — Marty Rubin

If you live feeling like
Your glass is half empty, well,
It may as well be empty all the way. — Mattie J.T. Stepanek

I've always been a glass-half-full as opposed to a glass-half-empty, and the day that changes is the day I should leave. — John Key

The lesson: If the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist says the glass is half empty, the physicist ducks. — Randall Munroe

As a screenwriter and a half-Jew, I tend to look at the glass half-empty. — John Francis Daley

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. — George Carlin

I'm a pessimistic person, I see the glass half empty even when it's full. — Nigahiga

Let's put it this way: the glass is half-empty, but the fact is, I can always get another drink — Ville Valo

If your glass is half empty, fill it up to be full. — Karen Quan

At my core, the glass isn't half-empty - it's not even what I ordered in the first place. — Catherine Tate

When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer. — Sherman Alexie

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill. — Mike Royko

The problem with you is that you always see a glass of milk half empty instead of half filled. — Jodi Picoult

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's simply larger than it needs to be. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission — Grace Hopper