Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me.
— Eugene Ormandy
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
I could read music and sing all the right notes at the right time. And over time, I literally found my voice, found a way to make sound.
— Caroline Shaw
Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.
— Sara Humphreys
I've been in your body, baby, and it was paradise.I've been in your body and it was a carnival ride. — Richard Siken
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You're going to be trouble, aren't you?""Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
— Adam Ferrara
Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson
What is characteristic of illusions is that they are derived from human wishes. — Sigmund Freud
If you're doing something that you love to make a living, make sure you love it and make sure you do it. — Myka 9
I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus
My age makes me think how valuable life is. How bad is something like Parkinson's in relation to not having life at all? — Michael J. Fox
Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it. — Eric Clapton
To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so. — Tom Althouse
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm caught in colliding currents of confusion, so desperate so desperate so desperate to be close so desperate to be far away. — Tahereh Mafi
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. — Tallulah Bankhead
Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta
So. Tell me, little wolf. Do you want to punish those who have wronged you? — Marie Lu
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley
What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel
We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams
Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it. — Jimmy Fallon
My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there. — Ron Richards
Being present means just that. Feeling your feelings as they come up. Experiencing your sensations as they occur. — Callisto Media
Whenever we see an unprotected piece we must keep our eyes peeled because this is one of the most important ingredients of a combination. — Jacob Aagaard
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
It's not that I'm not grateful for all this attention. It's just that fame and fortune ought to add up to more than fame and fortune. — Robert Fulghum
And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me. — Gwen Stefani
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg
My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Money feels funny in my hands. If I give you this slice of paper, you let me on the bus? It's ridiculous. — Cameron Jace
Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women. — Gertrude Atherton
I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson
