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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me.
— Eugene Ormandy
What did you think of him?" Cade asked.
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
I could read music and sing all the right notes at the right time. And over time, I literally found my voice, found a way to make sound.
— Caroline Shaw
You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said.
— John Scalzi
Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.
— Sara Humphreys
The cat crossed the street daintily, pointing his feet like a ballet dancer, lifting them high as if his feet were too good for the pavement.
— Vera Caspary
I've been in your body, baby, and it was paradise.
I've been in your body and it was a carnival ride. — Richard Siken
I've been in your body and it was a carnival ride. — Richard Siken
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You're going to be trouble, aren't you?"
"Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
"Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
— Adam Ferrara
Being present means just that. Feeling your feelings as they come up. Experiencing your sensations as they occur.
— Callisto Media
I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo)
— M. Robinson
Whenever we see an unprotected piece we must keep our eyes peeled because this is one of the most important ingredients of a combination.
— Jacob Aagaard
If you're doing something that you love to make a living, make sure you love it and make sure you do it.
— Myka 9
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny
It's not that I'm not grateful for all this attention. It's just that fame and fortune ought to add up to more than fame and fortune.
— Robert Fulghum
And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.
— Gwen Stefani
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
— Mitch Hedberg
Money feels funny in my hands. If I give you this slice of paper, you let me on the bus? It's ridiculous.
— Cameron Jace
Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.
— Gertrude Atherton
I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals.
— Craig Thompson
Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.
— Mark Watson
My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
— Ron Richards
My age makes me think how valuable life is. How bad is something like Parkinson's in relation to not having life at all?
— Michael J. Fox
Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.
— Jimmy Fallon
We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!
— Robin Williams
What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp.
— Haven Kimmel
Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle.
— John Ridley
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
— Tallulah Bankhead
I'm caught in colliding currents of confusion, so desperate so desperate so desperate to be close so desperate to be far away.
— Tahereh Mafi
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"
— Mitch Hedberg
To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.
— Tom Althouse