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Give Me Funny Quotes By Mark Watson: Someone asked me recently - what would I Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson
Give Me Funny Quotes By Sigmund Freud: What is characteristic of illusions is that they What is characteristic of illusions is that they are derived from human wishes. — Sigmund Freud
Give Me Funny Quotes By Myka 9: If you're doing something that you love to If you're doing something that you love to make a living, make sure you love it and make sure you do it. — Myka 9
Give Me Funny Quotes By M. Robinson: I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, I own your balls, huh !" She grinned, laughing." I'll have to remember that the nest time you give me any shit. " (El Diablo) — M. Robinson
Give Me Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I used to drink wine. This girl asked I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg
Give Me Funny Quotes By Catullus: Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus
Give Me Funny Quotes By Michael J. Fox: My age makes me think how valuable life My age makes me think how valuable life is. How bad is something like Parkinson's in relation to not having life at all? — Michael J. Fox
Give Me Funny Quotes By Eric Clapton: Give me a guitar and I'll play; give Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it. — Eric Clapton
Give Me Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: To me, the best humor is indeed the To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so. — Tom Althouse
Give Me Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres
Give Me Funny Quotes By Tahereh Mafi: I'm caught in colliding currents of confusion, so I'm caught in colliding currents of confusion, so desperate so desperate so desperate to be close so desperate to be far away. — Tahereh Mafi
Give Me Funny Quotes By Tallulah Bankhead: I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. — Tallulah Bankhead
Give Me Funny Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: Operator! Give me the number for 911! Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta
Give Me Funny Quotes By Marie Lu: So. Tell me, little wolf. Do you want So. Tell me, little wolf. Do you want to punish those who have wronged you? — Marie Lu
Give Me Funny Quotes By John Ridley: Bigots are actually funny to me in the Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. — John Ridley
Give Me Funny Quotes By Haven Kimmel: What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel
Give Me Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. We were talking briefly about cocaine ... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams
Give Me Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it. — Jimmy Fallon
Give Me Funny Quotes By Ron Richards: My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there. — Ron Richards
Give Me Funny Quotes By Callisto Media: Being present means just that. Feeling your feelings Being present means just that. Feeling your feelings as they come up. Experiencing your sensations as they occur. — Callisto Media
Give Me Funny Quotes By Jacob Aagaard: Whenever we see an unprotected piece we must Whenever we see an unprotected piece we must keep our eyes peeled because this is one of the most important ingredients of a combination. — Jacob Aagaard
Give Me Funny Quotes By Jack Benny: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
Give Me Funny Quotes By Robert Fulghum: It's not that I'm not grateful for all It's not that I'm not grateful for all this attention. It's just that fame and fortune ought to add up to more than fame and fortune. — Robert Fulghum
Give Me Funny Quotes By Gwen Stefani: And all I know is, you've got to And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me. — Gwen Stefani
Give Me Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to rob a bank with a I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg
Give Me Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: My love's got a lot of love to My love's got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Give Me Funny Quotes By Cameron Jace: Money feels funny in my hands. If I Money feels funny in my hands. If I give you this slice of paper, you let me on the bus? It's ridiculous. — Cameron Jace
Give Me Funny Quotes By Gertrude Atherton: Men are not amusing during the shooting season; Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women. — Gertrude Atherton
Give Me Funny Quotes By Craig Thompson: I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson