Giraffe Quotes
Collection of top 49 famous quotes about Giraffe
Giraffe Quotes & Sayings
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However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric.
— Jane Goodall
I am the soul brother to everything that lives, to the giraffe and to the crocodile as much as to man.
— Alain De Botton
I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.
— Joanna Lumley
A man was taken to the Zoo and shown the giraffe. After gazing at it a little in silence: 'I don't believe it,' he said.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
— Jerry Coleman
Sometimes facing opportunity is like staring at the knees of a giraffe.
— Laurie Beth Jones
I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
— Sophia Loren
NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits.
— Joanna Lumley
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.
— Robert Fulghum
The man who believes in giraffes would swallow anything.
— Adrian Mitchell
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
— Pablo Picasso
And here's the good part: He got a tongue could measure twenty-one inches. Bet Mrs. Giraffe likes that one.
— Janet Evanovich
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
— Mitch Hedberg
I am an evil Giraffe.
— Eddie Izzard
Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear
— George Hamilton
Are you aware, Mr Mayor, then when casually scrying the streets of London, you stand out like a giraffe on roller skates, yes?
— Kate Griffin
Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.
— Geraldine Jewsbury
No matter what is doing the creating, I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Am I good enough?Trust. — Tom
A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin.
— Jarod Kintz
I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.
— Joanna Lumley
My big studly giraffe.""My little horny monkey. — Jim Provenzano
A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.
— Alain De Botton
It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.
— Joanna Lumley
It's just that the chaos has changed shape. The giraffe and the bear have traded hats, and the bear's switched scarves with the zebra.
— Haruki Murakami
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.
— Caterina Murino
I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.
— Richard Gere
Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe."What does the 'T' stand for?"
'The. — Douglas Coupland
What is the answer, Evan? Ms Granger asked.Giraffe, I wanted to answer. It was on the tip of my tongue. Giraffe.
This was in math class, — David Levithan
I stay higher than giraffe pussy
— Gucci Mane
That's the thing about my father. You never know when he's hiding a giant surprise giraffe head from you.
— Jenny Lawson
Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!
— Brenda Lochinger
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
— Ann Landers
