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The dinosaurs died so that chat rooms may flourish
— Tom Robbins
I don't know. I've never been on second before.
— Lefty Gomez
Monster or not, he was risking his neck to save her.
— Ilsa J. Bick
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I remain fascinated by where you go as a woman once you are a mother, and if you ever come back.
— Rachel Cusk
There comes a time in every endeavor when one must take fate by the lapels and explain the need for urgency.
— Karen Hawkins
I know whatever God means for me to have He'll give it to me. And if it takes too much sweat I don't need it.
— T.D. Jakes
A man who both spends and saves money is the happiest man, because he has both enjoyments.
— Samuel Johnson
(I think I fell in love with you when you were shouting at Romeo and Juliet, 'Don't touch each other!')
— Iris Murdoch
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried