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Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: One must travel, to learn. Every day, now,

One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning. — Mark Twain

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Tom Robbins: The dinosaurs died so that chat rooms may

The dinosaurs died so that chat rooms may flourish — Tom Robbins

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Lefty Gomez: I don't know. I've never been on second

I don't know. I've never been on second before. — Lefty Gomez

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Ilsa J. Bick: Monster or not, he was risking his neck

Monster or not, he was risking his neck to save her. — Ilsa J. Bick

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I'm used to explaining to people why my

I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By John Corwin: I looked at her like I'd just seen

I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head. — John Corwin

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Rachel Cusk: I remain fascinated by where you go as

I remain fascinated by where you go as a woman once you are a mother, and if you ever come back. — Rachel Cusk

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Karen Hawkins: There comes a time in every endeavor when

There comes a time in every endeavor when one must take fate by the lapels and explain the need for urgency. — Karen Hawkins

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By T.D. Jakes: I know whatever God means for me to

I know whatever God means for me to have He'll give it to me. And if it takes too much sweat I don't need it. — T.D. Jakes

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Samuel Johnson: A man who both spends and saves money

A man who both spends and saves money is the happiest man, because he has both enjoyments. — Samuel Johnson

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Ryan Holiday: Impressing people is utterly different from being truly

Impressing people is utterly different from being truly impressive. — Ryan Holiday

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Iris Murdoch: (I think I fell in love with you

(I think I fell in love with you when you were shouting at Romeo and Juliet, 'Don't touch each other!') — Iris Murdoch

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: The pressure to being a comedian is being

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. — Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Paul Washer: You are a steward of every moment, of

You are a steward of every moment, of every talent, of every gift, of every resource that God has given you. Chose wisely what you do today! — Paul Washer

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I've done a lot of Fox shows since

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: Any misfortune that happens to another person is

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I changed the face of comedy. I used

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Daya Kudari: It's not the application that is stopping people

It's not the application that is stopping people from using timeless knowledge passed on to us, it's the acknowledging part. — Daya Kudari

Gilbert Gottfried Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: People have many theories about comedy, but being

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried