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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield
Stories are medicine. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes
Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward
Our greatness, our talent has never been the question. It's been a matter of grappling for control over what we do. — Spike Lee
There is no deficit in human resources; the deficit is in human will. — Martin Luther King Jr.
But from the errors of other nations let us learn wisdom, and lay hold of the present opportunity - to begin government at the right end. — Thomas Paine
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner
Developing a world class vision is the secret to world-class motivation. — Steve Siebold
Kill the unclean one!
Being called that was really getting old. Like it'd been funny the first two times ... — Kresley Cole
Art' is the same word as 'artifice,' that is to say, something deceitful. It must succeed in giving the impression of nature by false means. — Edgar Degas
The clatter of arms drowns out the voice of law. — Michel De Montaigne
Were beauty under twenty locks kept fast, yet love breaks through and picks them all at last. — William Shakespeare
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan
I umpired for 25 years and can honestly say I never called one wrong in my heart. — Nestor Chylak
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

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