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Getting Old Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm getting so old my insurance company sends

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Clarissa Pinkola Estes: Stories are medicine.

Stories are medicine. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Getting Old Funny Quotes By H.M. Ward: Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you

Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Spike Lee: Our greatness, our talent has never been the

Our greatness, our talent has never been the question. It's been a matter of grappling for control over what we do. — Spike Lee

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: There is no deficit in human resources; the

There is no deficit in human resources; the deficit is in human will. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Thomas Paine: But from the errors of other nations let

But from the errors of other nations let us learn wisdom, and lay hold of the present opportunity - to begin government at the right end. — Thomas Paine

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Hy Gardner: You know you're getting old when everything hurts.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Steve Siebold: Developing a world class vision is the secret

Developing a world class vision is the secret to world-class motivation. — Steve Siebold

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Kresley Cole: Kill the unclean one!Being called that was really

Kill the unclean one!
Being called that was really getting old. Like it'd been funny the first two times ... — Kresley Cole

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Edgar Degas: Art' is the same word as 'artifice,' that

Art' is the same word as 'artifice,' that is to say, something deceitful. It must succeed in giving the impression of nature by false means. — Edgar Degas

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: The clatter of arms drowns out the voice

The clatter of arms drowns out the voice of law. — Michel De Montaigne

Getting Old Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: Were beauty under twenty locks kept fast, yet

Were beauty under twenty locks kept fast, yet love breaks through and picks them all at last. — William Shakespeare

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Steve Coogan: The great thing is that the funny side

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Nestor Chylak: I umpired for 25 years and can honestly

I umpired for 25 years and can honestly say I never called one wrong in my heart. — Nestor Chylak

Getting Old Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: You know you are getting old when everything

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers