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Apple smiled. She could play the damsel-in-distress like a cow could jump over a moon. The male species couldn't resist wanting to help her. — Shannon Hale
Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls before a rainy game. — John Madden
I'm sure I'll know it by the time I'm 80. — Margaret Free
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. — Rita Rudner
They would get their shit together, and keep it together, and maintain it neatly and in good working order. — Tim O'Brien
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender
Better be without sense than misapply it as you do. — Jane Austen
Living in fear is just another way of dying before your time. — Mike Cooley
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman
I originally thought I'd be an ordinary business man, but I really like art, so that's how I became a manga artist. — Hiroyuki Takei
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams — Jim Carrey
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue
Being hated by the right people was no impediment to success. The unpolished were everywhere the majority. — Rick Perlstein
Who would dream that one can love without being crushed under the weight of it? — Clare Vanderpool
What is sacred to one is profane to another. — Matshona Dhliwayo
My life failed on the very day I was born. — Robert Bly

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