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Get Together Funny Quotes By Shannon Hale: Apple smiled. She could play the damsel-in-distress like

Apple smiled. She could play the damsel-in-distress like a cow could jump over a moon. The male species couldn't resist wanting to help her. — Shannon Hale

Get Together Funny Quotes By John Madden: Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls

Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls before a rainy game. — John Madden

Get Together Funny Quotes By Margaret Free: I'm sure I'll know it by the time

I'm sure I'll know it by the time I'm 80. — Margaret Free

Get Together Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: When four or more men get together, they

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. — Rita Rudner

Get Together Funny Quotes By Tim O'Brien: They would get their shit together, and keep

They would get their shit together, and keep it together, and maintain it neatly and in good working order. — Tim O'Brien

Get Together Funny Quotes By Aimee Bender: We're like the couple on the sitcom that

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Get Together Funny Quotes By Jane Austen: Better be without sense than misapply it as

Better be without sense than misapply it as you do. — Jane Austen

Get Together Funny Quotes By Mike Cooley: Living in fear is just another way of

Living in fear is just another way of dying before your time. — Mike Cooley

Get Together Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

Get Together Funny Quotes By Hiroyuki Takei: I originally thought I'd be an ordinary business

I originally thought I'd be an ordinary business man, but I really like art, so that's how I became a manga artist. — Hiroyuki Takei

Get Together Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married,

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams — Jim Carrey

Get Together Funny Quotes By Gene Shue: The way my team are doing, we could

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together. — Gene Shue

Get Together Funny Quotes By Rick Perlstein: Being hated by the right people was no

Being hated by the right people was no impediment to success. The unpolished were everywhere the majority. — Rick Perlstein

Get Together Funny Quotes By Clare Vanderpool: Who would dream that one can love without

Who would dream that one can love without being crushed under the weight of it? — Clare Vanderpool

Get Together Funny Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: What is sacred to one is profane to

What is sacred to one is profane to another. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Get Together Funny Quotes By Robert Bly: My life failed on the very day I

My life failed on the very day I was born. — Robert Bly