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Princes are like heavenly bodies, which cause good or evil times, and which have much veneration, but no rest. — Francis Bacon

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. — George Carlin

Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour? — David Bischoff

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going. — Jim Jarmusch

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? — Louise Welsh

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face. — Ida Lokas

By not forgiving yourself you are limiting your ability to give to others. — Danielle Joworski

Many people consider me an old friend. — Shirley Temple

Juggling is an illusion ... In reality, the balls are being independently caught and thrown in rapid succession ... It is actually task switching. — Gary Keller

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back. — Gwen Stefani

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

Obama achieved something in his first year with health care that successive presidents have been unable to achieve. — Tina Brown

I'm not even a trained producer. I just keep following my ear and working on stuff until it sounds the way I like it. — A-Trak

You need a strong sense of 'otherness' to be able to create in your life. — Amos Lee

I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. — Eddie Bane

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox. — Edward Harris

Even if I don't release it myself, somebody else might hear it and want to record it. When you write a song, it gives it that potential. — Smokey Robinson

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. — Lois Greiman

Just think of the illimitable abundance and the marvelous loveliness of light, or of the beauty of the sun and moon and stars. — Saint Augustine

Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses, a box where sweets compacted lie. — George Herbert

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

It is helpful for a woman artist not to have a husband. — Jeanette Winterson

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman