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George Lopez Quotes & Sayings

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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. — George Lopez

When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours! — George Lopez

Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left. — George Lopez

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. — George Lopez

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes! — George Lopez

if you make waffles, throw out the first one. — George Lopez

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday. — George Lopez

We're Mexican not Mexican't! — George Lopez

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund. — George Lopez

I can never do nothing in this house! — George Lopez

I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe — George Lopez

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps. — George Lopez

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me. — George Lopez

George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges. — Andy Kindler

Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters. — George Lopez

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom. — George Lopez

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up. — George Lopez

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair. — George Lopez

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. — George Lopez

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. — George Lopez

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina! — George Lopez

Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor. — George Lopez

From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you! — George Lopez

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now. — George Lopez

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy. — George Lopez

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. — George Lopez

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in. — George Lopez

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic. — George Lopez

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely. — George Lopez

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus. — George Lopez

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts. — George Lopez

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. — George Lopez

I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married. — George Lopez

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member. — George Lopez

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. — George Lopez

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show. — George Lopez

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority. — George Lopez

I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. — George Lopez

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go! — George Lopez

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! — George Lopez