George Lopez Quotes
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George Lopez Quotes & Sayings
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When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!
— George Lopez
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.
— George Lopez
80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
— George Lopez
if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
— George Lopez
Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
— George Lopez
We're Mexican not Mexican't!
— George Lopez
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
— George Lopez
A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.
— George Lopez
I can never do nothing in this house!
— George Lopez
I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe
— George Lopez
When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.
— George Lopez
At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
— George Lopez
I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
— George Lopez
I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.
— George Lopez
Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
— George Lopez
Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.
— George Lopez
I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
— George Lopez
No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.
— George Lopez
I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.
— George Lopez
I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.
— George Lopez
I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
— George Lopez
This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
— George Lopez
We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
— George Lopez
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
— George Lopez
I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married.
— George Lopez
Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
— George Lopez
Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.
— George Lopez
When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show.
— George Lopez
It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
— George Lopez
