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I'm used to people talking about me. — Lance Bass

Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them? — George Carlin

I don't believe that you have a work life and a home life. I believe that you have one life, and either it's working or it isn't working. — Srikumar Rao

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person. — George Carlin

I'm looking forward to getting fat and old. — Richard C. Armitage

There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark. — Helen Keller

Well, he thought, so this is diplomacy. It's lying, only for a better class of people. — Terry Pratchett

During my MFA, I was lucky to be surrounded by a really supportive group of peers. And now I get feedback pretty exclusively from freaks only. — Alissa Nutting

It's easy to laugh at etiquette, but in a hundred years, our children's grandchildren will almost certainly be laughing at us. — Sara Sheridan

And then I got what she was saying. In the paranormal world, everyone was your enemy. — Jayde Scott

DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing. — Ambrose Bierce

Putin is going to do what Putin is going to do. — Nancy Pelosi

Bad things happen to realists. — David Mitchell

The windy sky
Cries out a literate despair. — Wallace Stevens

That which makes you different is actually the thing that makes you special. — Pharrell Williams

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults. — Charles M. Schulz