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If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
— Craig Ferguson
Life is a near-death experience.
— George Carlin
mirror neurons create bonds of empathy, emotional attunement, and reciprocity between people.
— Fran Cohen Praver
No art is possible without a dance with death.
— George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
— George Carlin
I could never be with a woman who felt like she needs to change me.
— Ashton Kutcher
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
— George Carlin
Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!
— George Carlin