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George Carlin On Death Quotes By Craig Ferguson: If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer.

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

George Carlin On Death Quotes By George Carlin: Life is a near-death experience.

Life is a near-death experience. — George Carlin

George Carlin On Death Quotes By Fran Cohen Praver: mirror neurons create bonds of empathy, emotional attunement,

mirror neurons create bonds of empathy, emotional attunement, and reciprocity between people. — Fran Cohen Praver

George Carlin On Death Quotes By C.J. Roberts: We'd come so far, and I was oddly

We'd come so far, and I was oddly desperate to see where we could go. — C.J. Roberts

George Carlin On Death Quotes By George Carlin: No art is possible without a dance with

No art is possible without a dance with death. — George Carlin

George Carlin On Death Quotes By George Carlin: At a formal dinner party, the person nearest

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin

George Carlin On Death Quotes By Ashton Kutcher: I could never be with a woman who

I could never be with a woman who felt like she needs to change me. — Ashton Kutcher

George Carlin On Death Quotes By Ilya Kaminsky: Time, my twin, take me by the hand

Time, my twin, take me by the hand through the streets of your city — Ilya Kaminsky

George Carlin On Death Quotes By George Carlin: So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family. — George Carlin

George Carlin On Death Quotes By George Carlin: Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. — George Carlin

George Carlin On Death Quotes By George Carlin: If no one knows when a person is

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin

George Carlin On Death Quotes By George Carlin: Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!

Good news for senior citizens: Death is near! — George Carlin

George Carlin On Death Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: In 1997, in Rich Dad, Poor Dad, I

In 1997, in Rich Dad, Poor Dad, I stated, 'Your home is not an asset.' Real estate agents sent me hate mail. — Robert Kiyosaki