George Carlin Golf Quotes
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George Carlin Golf Quotes & Sayings
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Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.
— George Carlin
Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.
— Michael Chabon
Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish.
— Addison Moore
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.
— George Carlin
I will burn this world down to save her
— Jennifer L. Armentrout