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Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. — David Letterman

A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage! — Jane Lynch

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education. — Bob Riley

Kim Jong Il made his staff call him "dear" and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen. — David Letterman

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut. — Joey Comeau

Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave. — Dave Grohl

I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out. — Paul Westerberg

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century. — David Letterman

Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. We found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words. — Erez Lieberman Aiden

Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen. — Greg Proops

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building! — Mike Lange

Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously. — Milan Kundera

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers. — Claude Debussy

My wife, ladies and gentlemen. Beauty, brains, and now brawn. — Richelle Mead

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham! — John Cena

Ladies and gentlemen, Princess Pink has officially brung it. — Sarah Ockler

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage. — Colin Mochrie

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo. — Terence Corcoran

Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions. — Gustav Heinemann

Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets. — Mason Cooley

Mrs Poste, who had wished people to live beautiful lives and yet be ladies and gentlemen. — Stella Gibbons

Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don't eat brains. — Lia Habel

For in Mexico, ladies and gentlemen, it's always high noon and what glows is fuchsia and what's dead is dead and no feather-dusters. — Henry Miller

I am a 5'1 petite female. My pistol is my equalizer. — Gina Loudon

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have no servants; We must see to things ourselves. We can't all perch like eagles, therefore, I beg you to be more careful. — Boris Pilnyak

We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose. — Sandra Fluke

Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle. — Mel Allen

Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.

[points to self] — Bill Lawrence

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done. — Felix Dennis

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. — Denis Leary

Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed. — Jack Kemp

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you! — George M. Cohan

Ladies and gentlemen, if you ask someone to marry you and the person pukes, that's a sign. — Adam Ross

The cowards never started and the weak died along the way. That leaves us, ladies and gentlemen. Us. — Phil Knight

That, ladies and gentlemen, is called denial. Ain't she a bitch? — M. Leighton

Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen. — David Letterman

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals. — Robert Anton Wilson

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN! — Caitlin Moran

G'day, ladies and gentlemen. Damien your cruise director here. — Sarah Lotz

Ladies and gentlemen." He [Jabba] sighed. "Meet the kamikaze of computer invaders ... the worm. — Dan Brown

Ladies and gentlemen ... "
His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room.
"Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin! — Suzanne Collins

Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) — Olivia Wilde

I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American. — David Letterman

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front. — David Letterman

Two LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ... ME! — James Patterson

Ladies and gentlemen," I shout, "I would like to welcome you to my death! — Jennifer Niven

Ladies and Gentlemen ... we are floating in Space! — Jostein Gaarder

Only one president in this book was a supervillain. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Chester A. Arthur, the Lex Luthor of the American Presidency. — Daniel O'Brien

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference. — Dizzy Gillespie

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago — Dana Carvey

Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear the demand of life and adhere to it. It would do us good — Sunday Adelaja

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. — Theodore Roosevelt

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that. — Rush Limbaugh

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook. — Neal Boortz

Ladies and gentlemen, Im going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty — Lionel

Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy. — Nelly Kaplan