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Advertising is poison gas. It should bring tears to your eyes, unhinge your nervous system and knock you out. — George Lois

Smell of natural gas, piped from the big metal tank in the backyard, filled once a month by a truck. — Tom Franklin

An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. — Fred Allen

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life. — Frank Zappa

The worst thing that can happen to Russia is indifference in the West - that is, if it were interested in nothing but oil and gas. — Vladimir Sorokin

I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't. — David Letterman

Mix the the gas with the lean, call that gasoline — Soulja Boy

Our nation is well equipped to make the transition. We have an abundance of natural resources like wind, natural gas, solar and geothermal. — Julia Gillard

Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world. — James Patterson

As gas-light is found to be the best nocturnal police, so the universe protects itself by pitiless publicity. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Cheap natural gas is a big stimulus to petrochemical production and a meaningful one for all U.S. manufacturing. — Roger Altman

Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes. — Lowell Ganz

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man. — Jimi Hendrix

Natural gas is not a bridge - it's a gangplank. — Michael Brune

Oh for God's sake how divine can I be? My feet hurt, I have gas and I need to pee. — John Scalzi

Since I wrote to you last we have got our chapel beautifully lighted with gas and have had our anniversary. — John Hawley

Did you say "Ends of the Earth?!!" I don't think I've enough gas for that!! — Arnold Arre

Any of these vultures smell weakness, and they'll mess you up faster than sugar in a gas tank. — Eoin Colfer

President Bush spoke with the Amish. He didn't want to, but it was the only group he could find that wasn't upset about the high price of gas. — Jay Leno

quicktrip isn't a gas station. it's an everything-you-really-need station. and their bathrooms are immaculate. — Rainbow Rowell

Of all Mother's punishments, I hated the gas chamber game the most. Towards — Dave Pelzer

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. — Michelle Obama

I see no anti-Semitic implications in denial of the existence of gas chambers, or even denial of the Holocaust. — Noam Chomsky

A dream without ambition is like a car without gas ... you're not going anywhere. — Sean Hampton

The brake and gas were rigged to suit a man of his stature, and he handled them like Horowitz sailing through a storm of Liszt. — Michael Chabon

One pale woman all alone,
The daylight kissing her wan hair,
Loitered beneath the gas lamps' flare,
With lips of flame and heart of stone. — Oscar Wilde

I support freedom of expression, no matter whose, so I oppose DDoS attacks regardless of their target ... they're the poison gas of cyberspace. — John Perry Barlow

I don't mean to be accident prone, but my excuse is if you really want to get somewhere you have to go full gas. — Heather Mills

At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something. — Joshua Greenberg

Truth as philosophy is a gas; as art, it is visible steam. — Austin O'Malley

I made a mistake when I said there were no gas chambers at Auschwitz. — David Irving

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. — Bill Vaughan

Out of gas ... I haven't heard that one in a long time. — Carey Lowell

When I came to town and saw the price of diesel went above regular gas, that burnt me up. — Ron Ziegler

National Democrats often try to pay for something with oil and gas taxes. — Mark Begich

True Civilization does not lie in gas, nor in steam, nor in turn-tables. It lies in the reduction of the traces of original sin. — Charles Baudelaire

Everybody in L.A. has a screenplay. The guy pumping your gas has a screenplay. — Melanie Mayron

Very interested in expanding the number of participants who will take part in laying the new gas pipeline in Europe. — Vladimir Putin

Rural American families who depend on firewood to heat their homes will be hit just as hard as those who use oil and natural gas. — Richard Pombo

As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. — Michael Lewis

I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations. — Ron Ziegler

Goals are like the gas in your car, you may go in many different directions after you fill up, but with out the gas you are not going anywhere — Garrison Wynn

Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. — Richard Powers

The end will arrive very abruptly. Our experience will not be that of slowly running out of gas ... it will be more like driving off a cliff. — Dan Brown

Gas consumption is growing everywhere. — Vagit Alekperov

I am in the poison gas business. Advertising should make you choke, make your eyes water, make you feel sick. — George Lois

Give it some gas, Six, damn,' Nine complains. 'Drive it like we stole it. — Pittacus Lore

Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket. — David Sedaris

a liter of white gas a day per three people seems to be about right. — Allen O'Bannon

Bombardment, barrage, curtain-fire, mines, gas, tanks, machine-guns, hand-grenades - words, words, but they hold the horror of the world. — Erich Maria Remarque

Today a minimum wage earner has to work a day and a half just to pay for a full tank of gas. That is simply shameful. — Bill Pascrell

To your generation, I must represent the literary equivalent of tufted furniture and gas chandeliers. — Edith Wharton

Aren't you glad you didn't marry him? You'd be working at a gas station." "No. If I would've married him, he'd be the mayor. — Joel Osteen

The First World War was a horror of gas, industrialised slaughter, fear, and appalling human suffering. — Nick Harkaway

Starting the morning without prayer is like starting a car without gas. — Todd Stocker

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. — Earl Wilson

Do as gas balloons do, while in depression; inhale helium of happiness and fly high. — Vikrmn

It had seemed like such a good, such a romantic idea, to drive and not stop for gas. — Alex Flinn

Mrs. Dirello trudged out of the room, looking like a fat nun on her way to the gas chamber. — William Boyle

Please say this gas bill is just an estimate — Adolf Hitler

I was - the last protest I was at was in Genoa, where I got tear gassed, and I hate tear gas, and I hate being in crowds. — Noreena Hertz

Hydraulic fracking is very much a necessary part of the future of natural gas. — Ken Salazar

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. — George W. Bush

Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime ... — John Green

Natural gas is a very flexible source of energy that can help us bridge the gap between our current high-carbon economy and our zero-carbon future. — Katharine Hayhoe

Coming and then there wasn't even time for gas and — Robert Bryndza

A galaxy is composed of gas and dust and stars - billions upon billions of stars. Every star may be a sun to someone. — Carl Sagan

It won't hurt you. It's just to kill plants. It's called Agent Orange ... and it won't bother humans. — Karl Marlantes

I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass
Just to disrupt the misery of history class. — MC Paul Barman

Got anything to eat?" I asked.

"You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother. — Susan Juby

Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container. — Nathan Myhrvold

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy

I was in the oil business for a while
gas and oil, check the tires. — Mike Love

Pay your utilities, gas and other basic needs before paying on your debts. — Dave Ramsey

Our economy is on the move and we are creating thousands of new jobs, but we need to keep our foot on the gas pedal. — Mitt Romney

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter. — Stephen Colbert

Thousands upon thousands of people across America and many more across the globe are suffering at the hands of the oil and gas industry. — Josh Fox

Then she tried to bore herself to sleep by thinking about things like yogurt and the structure of a gas pedal. — Jessica Park

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. — Rick Riordan

Always expect the unexpected. The oil and gas industry is terrible at predicting anything. Always have a back-up plan. — David Dixon

When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel. — Laurel Lea

I'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love. — Charles Bukowski

If you don't have the story and the unfolding of the trajectory of the saga, it's like getting in a car and not having any gas. — Gus Van Sant

What's cheaper than a gallon of gas? An ebook. Save a dollar, stay home and read! — Shandy L. Kurth

We had no electricity, no gas. Food was probably our greatest entertainment - the most fun thing that we could do was food. — Paul Prudhomme

I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station. — Pope Francis

I wired my gas pedal to my stereo, so now when I crank up the volume the car accelerates. — Jarod Kintz

You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is. — Kirk Windstein

That boy thinks the sun rises out of your backside. The good Lord knows why if all it produces is gas. — Sue Brown

I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy
make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls. — John F. Kerry

Look, natural gas, just like oil, is going to eventually go away. It's not renewable. — Ed Rendell

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

There is no doubt that radium is transformed spontaneously into an active gas, radon, emitting at the same time alpha particles, or helions. — Frederic Joliot-Curie

The more we're doing to ensure we're following our joy and passion, that's when we really start to put the gas in our lives. — Joshua Mohr

Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times. — Winston Churchill

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. — Rowan Atkinson

Well, crew, welcome aboard the gas freighter _Rocinante_.'
'What does that name even mean?' ...
'It means we need to go find some windmills — James S.A. Corey