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Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion. — Gary Larson

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians. — Gary Larson

Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly ... — Gary Larson

Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass! — Gary Larson

I look at the rates of suicide among gay teens. They are so, so high for suicide attempts and for completed suicides. — Andrew Solomon

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning. — Gary Larson

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals. — Gary Larson

Hot oil! We need hot oil! ... Forget the water balloons! — Gary Larson

The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait ... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light. — Gary Larson

Benevolence and feeling ennoble the most trifling actions. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.' — Gary Larson

We are here to laugh at the odds. — Charles Bukowski

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it. — Gary Larson

My fingers are not as fast as my brain - which isn't that much to type home about anyway. — Frank Lane

Closing Bell is unlike any play I've written. — Arthur Laurents

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm. — Gary Larson

I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview. — Gary Larson

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy. — Gary Larson

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do. — Gary Larson

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care? — Gary Larson

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies. — Gary Larson

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at. — Gary Larson

The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes. — Gary Larson

Don't wait for permission to do something creative. — Ava DuVernay

As threshing separates the wheat from the chaff, so does affliction purify virtue. — Christian Nestell Bovee

If you want to live in a state known for its corruption, come to Arizona! — Steven Magee

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds? — Gary Larson

I never liked my own species. — Gary Larson

The idea for any cartoon (my experience, anyway) is rarely spontaneous. Good ideas usually evolve out of pretty lame ones, and vice versa. — Gary Larson

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages ... but you should see the birds smack it. — Gary Larson

Whatever my situation is, I want to show that I'm not perfect, and perfect isn't real. The youth need to know that, especially. — Keke Palmer

Thunderstick? ... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?' ... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06. — Gary Larson

We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We ... — Gary Larson

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' ... — Gary Larson

If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job. — Gary Larson

To my friends: My work is done. Why wait? (suicide note) — George Eastman

Courage is contagious. — Glenn Greenwald

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. — Gary Larson

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it. — Gary Larson

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. — Gary Larson