Gary Larson Quotes
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Gary Larson Quotes & Sayings
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Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.
— Gary Larson
Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!
— Gary Larson
I look at the rates of suicide among gay teens. They are so, so high for suicide attempts and for completed suicides.
— Andrew Solomon
I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.
— Gary Larson
Hot oil! We need hot oil! ... Forget the water balloons!
— Gary Larson
The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait ... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.
— Gary Larson
Benevolence and feeling ennoble the most trifling actions.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
We are here to laugh at the odds.
— Charles Bukowski
My fingers are not as fast as my brain - which isn't that much to type home about anyway.
— Frank Lane
Closing Bell is unlike any play I've written.
— Arthur Laurents
I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.
— Gary Larson
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
— Gary Larson
The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes.
— Gary Larson
Don't wait for permission to do something creative.
— Ava DuVernay
As threshing separates the wheat from the chaff, so does affliction purify virtue.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
I never liked my own species.
— Gary Larson
Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages ... but you should see the birds smack it.
— Gary Larson
Thunderstick? ... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?' ... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.
— Gary Larson
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' ...
— Gary Larson
If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.
— Gary Larson
To my friends: My work is done. Why wait? (suicide note)
— George Eastman
Courage is contagious.
— Glenn Greenwald
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
— Gary Larson
Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.
— Gary Larson
